Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Amechania]

My brain just exploded, which offended nearby coffee house patrons.

 

[4consideration]

Bragging about how big your brain is...is...well...a bit offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, so you hate big brains, eh?
How offensive!
You're like this....
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Julie Brown -

 

[Brickjectivity]

You're so Vain You Probably Think That Song is About You.

 

[Thief]

And it is!

But I am sooooooo offended you credited that to someone else!!!!!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am so offended you have not accredited god like attributes to me

 

[Thief]

How can I?.....you're wearing a wig....for crying out loud!

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive that you didn't notice his prosthetic ear as well.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm intensely offended that today your moniker stands for "Boneheaded slovenly masculinist"!

What's with all the changes anyway?

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that you don't recognize my transcendental state of flux.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, I recognize it....but I can't take the smell (rotten eggs & spearmint)!

 

[BSM1]

Oh, sorry. Can you imagine how offended I am over my embarrassment?

 

[Revoltingest]

Your being so easily embarrassed is offensive!
And I really hate mint!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Mint reminds me of little after-dinner candies which remind me of weddings without any food for guests. Thanks for the bad memories, Rev.

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive that you harbor bad memories and not offensive memories.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're going commando under that robe today!
This is really really offensive!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would choose that particular bone to pick with BSM1.

 

[Revoltingest]

That is a terribly disgusting & offensive double entendre!

 

[4consideration]

Figures! I should have known you'd want it both ways!

 

[Revoltingest]

I do not go both ways!
Lord, woman...your mind must be full of spiders & scorpions!
(And sammiches, I hope.)