Age is not an issue in this situation! I am offended that you focus upon it so intensely.
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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Its not right to bring up sexual topics such as intensity. Why must you bring sex into everything?
I am offended that you think sex doesn't belong. It's how you got here, mister!
I'm offended (but also intrigued) by your obsession with sex!
My obsessions are none of your business!
BTW, did you turn off the stove? Please check again.
BTW, did you turn off the stove? Please check again.
How dare you suggest I left the stove on!
(I don't even know how to turn it on. Is it like the refrigerator....You just open the door & it works?)
(I don't even know how to turn it on. Is it like the refrigerator....You just open the door & it works?)
You did leave it on! Now you're trying to cover it up?
When you loaded the dishwasher this morning, did you make sure everything in facing toward the center, for the best possible clean? I bet you had stuff pointing to the outside!
When you loaded the dishwasher this morning, did you make sure everything in facing toward the center, for the best possible clean? I bet you had stuff pointing to the outside!
How dare you suggest that I loaded the dishwasher!?!!!
I've been married 34 years...which is proof that I never load a dishwasher.
A hubby loading a dishwasher is the biggest cause of divorce in the US.
(We just can't learn to do it. It's a chromosome thing.)
Btw, which one is the stove?
I've been married 34 years...which is proof that I never load a dishwasher.
A hubby loading a dishwasher is the biggest cause of divorce in the US.
(We just can't learn to do it. It's a chromosome thing.)
Btw, which one is the stove?
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You need to get better at sorting the laundry, too!
edit: Oh, yeah. And you distracted me, too. I almost overcooked the bacon and made it too crispy. Too crispy bacon is not good!
edit: Oh, yeah. And you distracted me, too. I almost overcooked the bacon and made it too crispy. Too crispy bacon is not good!
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Laundry? I know my place....I don't sort it; I just wear it.
I'm frightened & offended at your inattention to bacon!
Your bacon insensitivity is the most offensive!
I'll bet your kind even hates maple syrup!
Oh, the horror!
I'll bet your kind even hates maple syrup!
Oh, the horror!
What's horrible is that you use maple syrup alone as a salad dressing!
Maple syrup is great on everything!
How dare you doubt that!
And how dare you mock my inadequate kitchen appliance skills!
How dare you doubt that!
And how dare you mock my inadequate kitchen appliance skills!
I doubt that you have actually tried it on EVERYTHING! I doubt it -- so there!
I will continue to mock your inadequate kitchen appliance skills until you show some real gumption to learn and actually master the subject.
Now. What IS UP WITH THAT DIRTY MICROWAVE!
I will continue to mock your inadequate kitchen appliance skills until you show some real gumption to learn and actually master the subject.
Now. What IS UP WITH THAT DIRTY MICROWAVE!
Maple syrup is great on so many different body parts, salads, ice creams, pancakes, cured meats & adult beverages!
Now, isn't it obvious why the microwave isn't clean?
No one cleaned it!
So offensive you are! I'll bet you'll now post pix of my filthy kitchen!
Now, isn't it obvious why the microwave isn't clean?
No one cleaned it!
So offensive you are! I'll bet you'll now post pix of my filthy kitchen!
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Sha'irullah
رسول الآلهة
HA For thy hath no kitchen appliances! O yay offended thine excellency be for thou's usage of appliances. For ye needs none if he hath mastered veganism
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Well... la tee dah!
Sumit
Sanatana Dharma
This sounds very offensive.
Your pointy avatar is still offensive.
You should apologize for it in every post!
You should apologize for it in every post!