Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Even gutter dwellers need love.
Don't be hate'n us!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended by your gutter dwelling when we all know that trash cans are more classier

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm absolutely aghast at your use of "more classier"!
Where did you learn English? Canuckistan!
(They often use that phrase when describing their neighbors to the south.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Please stop talking trash about the South.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's offensive that you defend those slack jawed nose pickers in the south!

 

[4consideration]

It's offensive that you defend those slack jawed nose pickers in the south!

How dare you? We are NOT all slack jawed!

 

[Revoltingest]

No! I have proof!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended at your use of cartoon characters as proof

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that Wu Wei has come to life. I think.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wu Wei & I are both offended that you want to keep him in the realm of the living impaired!

Well....he would be offended if he had feelings.
But alas, he's made of stone....& pigeon poop.

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that you still think it necessary to speak for Wu Wei. He's alive now and can speak for himself.

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't see him moving.
Your gullibility is offensive!

 

[BSM1]

Looking at a man's gullibility is offensive, don't you think?

 

[Revoltingest]

Yes...& yours is especially offensive!
Cover up, man!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended by your lack of pity on Bart Simpson!

 

[Revoltingest]

Arghghghghgh! Ye needn't defend the wee one.....he's the Devil himself!
Yer daft...& offensive!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended by your inability to eat Bart's shorts!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Please don't bring Bart's shorts into this conversation ever again.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you are encouraging them to talk about Bart's shorts

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm deeply deeply offended that you don't want us to discuss the important issue of our age, ie, Bart Simpson's shorts!