Be Offended By the Post Above You

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended that you are implying I have an old man's memory, and forget...whatever...umm...

*looks around bewildered*

What is this place? And what the HELL happened to your pants, son?

 

[Sea Monkey]

I am offended you would think I had pant's to begin with! Squidward never wear's pants!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that you are all going for quantity of posts and OBVIOUSLY not quality

 

[Sea Monkey]

I am offended that you have been on here since dec 2012 and only have 581 post's!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that you are offended that I am going to QUALITY not QUANTITY... although you can't prove that by my posts.....HOW OFFENSIVE OF YOU to point out the irony of my statement

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended by the lack of anything for me to get offended about in your statement. I find that quite inconsiderate of you.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you become so enraged over something so benign.
You're dangerous!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended by your scruffy red beard you ugly old Scotsman!

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you insult Scotsmen by calling me one!
You're offensive to all of Scotland!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Scotland is pretty offensive to the rest of the world, generally. I swear kilts are a big in-joke.

'Watch this, lads...I'm gonna wander out here in a skirt. Then I'll flash me big white **** around, and claim it's part of me 'culture'! And they'll believe it!! As if we have culture...we have haggis!! That's as counter-cultural as ye can get...'

Don't even get me started on 'sporrans'.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended by your intolerance of the Scots and their somewhat questionable way of dressing and bad food.

 

[Revoltingest]

You dissing of Scottish dress & food is spot on.
That is why it's so offensive!
I'm gonna put a kilt on you, & since you're a statue, there's nuthin you can do to stop me...boohwwahahahhahahahah!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended you haven't provided the nice statue with a sporran.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended you lack Vigor in your Stride. Thou shan't Walk without Swagger!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I am offended that you demand I swagger, when I prefer a strut, or perhaps a meander.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended that you strut when you could shake the stanky leg!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

*peers at leg*

Erm...I'm offended that you use a word I don't know. What be 'stanky'?

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended you have not learn Ebonics like I have. Stanky is the stankiest of all Stinks!

 

[Revoltingest]

That should be "...learn Ebonics as I have."
Such offensive grammar!

 

[BSM1]

I am offended as I am now looking forward to your openly offensive, and regrettably right, grammatical corrections.