Be Offended By the Post Above You

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended you're not asleep

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you don't allow people to sleep!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended that you think that. I not only ALLOW people to sleep, I regularly SEND them to sleep with my mindless babble. I am pro-sleep.

 

[Revoltingest]

You pro-sleep types make God cry!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended that you are insinuating God is a sook. God is HARD, my friend...

 

[Revoltingest]

You don't share your God action figure with other posters!

I let you touch my Betty Boop Devil doll.
But I'm offended that you touched her inappropriately!

 

[Sumit]

Your devil doll's face is offensively funny.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I have had all inappropriate touchings forgiven by the fella below...(for a small fee)

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you show a false representation of the Pope!
He's more like....

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended you think the pope looks like a little tiny picture of a page with a green hill and a white cloud.

 

[Revoltingest]

You offensive bonehead!
The Pope is the one wearing the Superman tights & cape!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Hmm...I'm offended that my laptop is not rendering that picture, and instead showing me a little place holder icon.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm massively offended at your computer inadequacy!
Get with the times, man!

Btw, Australia is a myth created by the Illuminati & Koch Brothers....it doesn't exist!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm massively offended at your computer inadequacy!
Get with the times, man!

Btw, Australia is a myth created by the Illuminati & Koch Brothers....it doesn't exist!

I'm running an almost brand new Win8 laptop, i7 processor, 8 GB Ram. I should be able to render superPope, surely? Maybe he knows I'm an atheist, and he's refusing to appear?

More to the point, there has to be some jokes related to him being a no show.

Let's see...
What does my laptop and any investigation into systemic child abuse by the Catholic Church have in common?

The pope is a no show. Ba-dum.

I'm offended by your assertion that Australia doesn't exist. You're getting us confused with New Zealand, surely? We're the big country, with laws against animal-buggery and incestuous marriage.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you use Win8!
My computer guy still sells Win7 cuz 8 is such a piece of.....uh......er.....Vegemite!

New Zealand is a real country though.
Australia is just a crazy invention.
Baby eating dingos?
Venomous spurs on hairy ducks?
Mad Max?
Giant hopping rats?
Shrimps living on barbies?
I wasn't born on a banana boat yesterday, bub!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended that you use Win8!
My computer guy still sells Win7 cuz 8 is such a piece of.....uh......er.....Vegemite!

New Zealand is a real country though.
Australia is just a crazy invention.
Baby eating dingos?
Venomous spurs on hairy ducks?
Mad Max?
Giant hopping rats?
Shrimps living on barbies?
I wasn't born on a banana boat yesterday, bub!

I'm offended that I use Win8. Not quite how this thread works, but there ya go. I have a coupla Win7 boxes as well, if that makes me less offensive?

New Zealand is actually a nice place. But if there are any Kiwi's lurking in this thread, and they try to make me repeat that, we'll invade them, and make them become a territory of Australia. Actually, they'd probably like that.

Now...what else did you babble?

Australia is just a crazy invention.

True. You can trust the Brits to come up with crazy inventions.

Baby eating dingos?

More plausible than dingo eating babies

Venomous spurs on hairy ducks?

This is why the dingos eat babies, and not platypii

Mad Max?

Baby was eaten by a dingo...

Giant hopping rats?

We also have little hopping rats. We are not sizest.

Shrimps living on barbies?

Nope. We call 'em prawns. We only say shrimp when US tourist dollars are offered as a bribe

I wasn't born on a banana boat yesterday, bub

Apparently you're considerably older than 24 hours, based on your crazy post count.

 

[BSM1]

I'm offended that you are becoming a 'birther'.

 

[BSM1]

Now I am offended that lewisnotmiller jumped in front of me.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended that you are becoming a 'birther'.

I'm offended you use the term 'birther' (since I dunno what ya mean...)

[edit] Ahhh...the old post speed issue. Glad I was on the winning side for a change!![/edit]

 

[Sea Monkey]

I am offended that you seem to have forgotten about me!