Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

I'm sorely offended that today your moniker stands for "Bounces svelte milkbags"!

 

[savagewind]

I am offended you are first on page 409 today

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you mention that number which equals 408 + 1 in a public forum!
It is a sacred Revoltingifarian number, you offensive snerfter!

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that you failed to recognize that I was the last on page 408.

 

[BSM1]

Darn it!

 

[savagewind]

I am offended you did not know I am too lazy today to turn a page.

 

[Revoltingest]

"Darn"? Watch your foul mouth, bub!

Hey, whateryoo doing getting in the way, savage one?!

 

[savagewind]

It is offensive to me you are encouraging the wasting of time

 

[Revoltingest]

If offends me that you go along so easily!

 

[savagewind]

It offends me you know I am easy

 

[lewisnotmiller]

It offends me that you implied savagewind is easy.

 

[savagewind]

Quickly now.....It offends me lewis can't keep up

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I can so keep it up.
Oh...oops. My bad. I misread.

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that when I misread I look like an idiot, but when you misread you look like a male stripper.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ogling male strippers, eh?
That's offensive....& disgusting!

 

[BSM1]

Ogling is not as offensive as 'high-fiving' if you get my drift.

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't understand, but I'm sure my response should be "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!".

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended no-one has put a fiver in my g-string.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by.......
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, again!

 

[Wu Wei]

I step away for a few minutes and the ENTIRE thread goes to the gutter...how offensive