Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

I made it!

I left it in the toolbox. If you had done the chores on the list I gave you, you would have found it, too!

Don't blame me, mister!

 

[Revoltingest]

I never do chores til 5pm!

 

[4consideration]

Then get me a beer!

I don't feel like working right now, either.

 

[Revoltingest]

Harrumf!
We need to find a woman to get us both a beer.

 

[4consideration]

A hot little number is icing down beer for me right now.

She said, "Tell Rev. to get his own darned beer!"

She's a little too direct sometimes. (I'm offended for you.)

edit: I came back to clean up that post. No need for such abrasive language! Another offense!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I'm offended that your beer needs icing down. That implies that you've been keeping it at room temp, and only now you cool it off before drinking.
I'm offended on behalf of the beer too. May it be skunky, due to your obvious neglect and abuse of that defenseless hops beverage. FOR SHAME!!

 

[Revoltingest]

I like my beer room temperature!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I'm offended on behalf of your tastebuds, and good taste in general. Everywhere.

 

[Revoltingest]

"Good taste" is elitist!
That offends me!

 

[Brickjectivity]

It offends me that half of your post was cut and pasted. I wish you had cut and pasted the other half.

 

[Revoltingest]

I did not cut & paste!
(I ate all my paste.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Although I am not surprised to here you eat paste...I still find it offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

You pretend always not to be surprised. This lack of surprise about eating paste is only your most recent offense.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am not surprised you find my honesty offensive

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I find honesty in a non-statue both surprising and offensive.

 

[Titanic]

I am offended by micheal douglas! I just had to say it! also I am offended by the post above me for whatever reason...

 

[Brickjectivity]

I am offended that you would mention Michael Douglas at a time like this. Please stop Romancing the Stone on every post.

 

[Titanic]

I am offended that you would mention Michael Douglas at a time like this. Please stop Romancing the Stone on every post.

Well I was meaning Basic Instinct. That movie can offend the best!

 

[4consideration]

What do you mean "the best"?

Oh, so you're saying that you're better than us?

 

[Revoltingest]

Obviously, you think you're better than I am!
Your being right is no excuse for rubbing my nose in it, toots!

At least I'm better than that twerp, Michael Douglas.