Look, bub...you better knock that off, or I might give you a knuckle sandwich!
Oh, what the heck. Here it is.
Oh, what the heck. Here it is.
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I am offended by undercooked knuckles!
They should be cooked & pickled.
They should be cooked & pickled.
Well do it yourself then!
And while you're at it, I could use a nice snack -- not too heavy, it getting late. Oh, and BTW, my car could use a washing. Please fill it up, too. And I still haven't finished all the painting I wanted to do this summer, so please take care of that soon. I don't like to see a job left incomplete, and it's starting to bug me. There. That should make up for all that offensive behavior I'm seeing out of you.
And while you're at it, I could use a nice snack -- not too heavy, it getting late. Oh, and BTW, my car could use a washing. Please fill it up, too. And I still haven't finished all the painting I wanted to do this summer, so please take care of that soon. I don't like to see a job left incomplete, and it's starting to bug me. There. That should make up for all that offensive behavior I'm seeing out of you.
I'm offended at all the unfinished chores you have!
I could mow your lawn though.
I could mow your lawn though.
It's rough being slow.
You're insensitive about it!
You're insensitive about it!
You're slow? That's terrible, offensive even.
Luckily, I have a prune sammich for you.
You're welcome!
Luckily, I have a prune sammich for you.
You're welcome!
:tsk::fight::redcard:
I am offended that you think food should not exist.
You dim wit! You sluggard!
She didn't mean that food should not exist!
Rather, she implies that you should cut down on calories.
She didn't mean that food should not exist!
Rather, she implies that you should cut down on calories.
ElizabethGould
Iik Onkaar
I'm offended you think RFers to need to diet and calorie count!
I'm greatly offended that you misread my post!
I want RFers to eat even more calories!
(It's good for my mail order haggis business.)
I want RFers to eat even more calories!
(It's good for my mail order haggis business.)
ElizabethGould
Iik Onkaar
I'm offended as haggis is meat and I'm a veggie!
I am offended that you are a veggie, posting in an omnivorous thread!
ElizabethGould
Iik Onkaar
I'm offended you're not respecting my food choices!
I respect your food choice. It's just wrong!
Haggis is for everyone!
Now vegetarians can have their taste buds assaulted too!
Now vegetarians can have their taste buds assaulted too!
Hey, I'm no vegetarian!
You think you're so smart, don't you? Well, you're only half right!
You just called me a half wit!
I didn't give you that compliment. Looks like someone's too big for their britches!