Be Offended By the Post Above You

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you insult a talented drummer and songwriter in such a manner!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that I feeling really frustrated right now about some work related stuff, and then I come here to find something that I can be frustrated about offended about, in order to vent those feelings -- and what do I find? I have to go in search of who Phil Gould is, in order to be property offended. Really is it too much to ask to make it a bit easier on the rest of us!

(Ah, that feels better.)

 

[Sunstone]

Your slacking is noted. And highly offensive at that.

 

[Revoltingest]

if you didn't want to be inconvenienced, you shouldn't have dressed that way!

Hey! Where'd you go? There's this lion interloper betwixt us!!
That's offensive too!

 

[4consideration]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Oh, and...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Now. I'm going to take a nap. I'm doing this for everyone's sake. I don't want to hear any noise coming out of you, or this thread while I am lying down. You got that?

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you want us ALL to be quite just so you can sleep....Lemmy came all this way just to play for you

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Motörhead - Ace Of Spades - YouTube

 

[4consideration]

Gee, thanks! I couldn't fall asleep. Now I know why.

Would it be too much to ask you to think of someone else for a change?

 

[Revoltingest]

That is horribly offensive 'music'!
This is better for her to wake up to....
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Breakfast machine - Danny Elfman (Pee-Wee's Big Adventure soundtrack) - YouTube

 

[4consideration]

That's worse!

You could have offered to bring me a cup of coffee, or something. Sheesh! Do I have to think of everything?

 

[Revoltingest]

Yes, you do have to think of everything!
What? You'd expect me to think?

 

[Sha'irullah]

I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED BY EVERYONE FOR THEIR LACK OF YELLING!

:verymad:

 

[Quagmire]

I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED BY EVERYONE FOR THEIR LACK OF YELLING!

:verymad:

I'm offended that you'd think that sentence carries any real impact with only ONE EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!

Haven't you learned anything from the podium pounders?

 

[4consideration]

Knock off all that racket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's offensive.

 

[Poeticus]

Namaste,

I am offended it hasn't been 14 days yet. Or is today the 14th day?

M.V.

 

[4consideration]

You're not really offended!

Is this what you are looking for? Join Date 07-12-2013
12 + 14 = 26 It is currently the 25th in the U.S.

 

[Poeticus]

You're not really offended!

Is this what you are looking for? Join Date 07-12-2013
12 + 14 = 26 It is currently the 25th in the U.S.

Namaste,

No!!! I am offended that it isn't the 14th day yet! Thanks a lot O' Bringer of Bad News!!!

M.V.

 

[4consideration]

Bringer of Bad News? Well, here's some more bad news for you.

It is NOW. In a few hours it will be NOW. And tomorrow it will be NOW also. It will never really be a number.

 

[Poeticus]

Bringer of Bad News? Well, here's some more bad news for you.

It is NOW. In a few hours it will be NOW. And tomorrow it will be NOW also. It will never really be a number.

Namaste,

I am offended by the word now, now!

M.V.

 

[4consideration]

Now I'm wondering about tomorrow. Like I don't have enough on my mind already!

Will you still be offended by now, then?

 

[Poeticus]

Now I'm wondering about tomorrow. Like I don't have enough on my mind already!

Will you still be offended by now, then?

Namaste,

I offended because I don't know what you mean!

M.V.