Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

Sumit, you jumped in front of me with all your offensive advice about water. Everyone needs water, or we'll shrivel up!

My water allergy is no laughing matter.
How dare you mock me!!
And what are you doing up so late at nite?

How offensive!

I was just about to go to bed when I saw that you responded and just had to see what pearls of wisdom might be placed here. Thanks a lot for keeping me from my beauty sleep! If I'm too exhausted tomorrow I'm gonna blame it on you!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended I don't get some blame!

 

[BSM1]

Everything offensive is your fault. Feel better?

 

[4consideration]

You don't seem to even care if I am feeling better!

 

[Poeticus]

Namaste,

I am offended that now that I can edit my signature, I don't know what to put!

M.V.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm still offended that I can't read much of your profile info!
And that is a direct attack upon 4con's character!

 

[Poeticus]

Namaste,

I am offended that you would like to read my profile info!

M.V.

 

[4consideration]

I knew it! I'll be back buddy. Just want to get this in.

edit: This was for Rev. M.V. I'm offended by your line jumping.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended at such a lame response.
Put some effort into it, woman!

 

[Poeticus]

Namaste,

I am offended that the post before the one above me wasn't even about being offended!

M.V.

 

[4consideration]

Edit to quote Rev.

I'm offended at such a lame response.
Put some effort into it, woman!

You have got to be kidding me. I have been putting lots of effort in today. You just offensively fail to see the great value of my efforts!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you take offense at 4con's post, when it's my turn to offend you!
Hey! 4con jumped in the way! That is offensive too!
As for your 'effort'....pbbbbttttbtbttttt!

 

[Poeticus]

Namaste,

I am offended that you call today, today! The day has just begun!

Edit: I am offended by your interruption, Revoltingest-ji!

M.V.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hah!
Were you truly offended, you wouldn't add the "ji" suffix.
I am offended by your show of respect!

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you take offense at 4con's post, when it's my turn to offend you!
Hey! 4con jumped in the way! That is offensive too!
As for your 'effort'....pbbbbttttbtbttttt!

Always thinking about yourself, aren't you?

Hah!
.

Oh, yeah? Well...Hah, Hah!

I'm twice as good.

 

[Revoltingest]

Of course!
Tis offensive that you believe anyone else would be as worthy of my attentions.

 

[4consideration]

Of course!
Tis offensive that you believe anyone else would be as worthy of my attentions.

Oh, so we're not worthy? Nice.

That was sarcastic. What I really meant was OFFENSIVE!

 

[Poeticus]

Hah!
Were you truly offended, you wouldn't add the "ji" suffix.
I am offended by your show of respect!

Namaste,

Hahaha!! I am happy offended!

M.V.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended I can't read your username!

 

[4consideration]

If you can't read, it's not someone else's fault!