Be Offended By the Post Above You

[ElizabethGould]

If you can't read, it's not someone else's fault!

Not my fault I'm not fluent in Hindi! I'm offended!

 

[4consideration]

Wait a minute...neither am I. I can't read it either. That IS offensive!

 

[Poeticus]

Namaste,

(please read this message in Cartman's voice)

Guys, guys, guys! How many times do I have to tell you! It is Maitra....Varunih......duhhhhhh!

Just call me M.V., friends! Hehe. I am offended that you guys weren't able to copy and paste the name and take it to google translateeeeeeeee.......come on, guys!!

M.V.

 

[Revoltingest]

I just got stung on my ankle, butt & head by bees!
And your post did nothing to prevent it!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you upset the bees!

 

[4consideration]

You should be nicer to him! He just got stung by bees. That hurts. I can't believe you took that so lightly.

Rev., dear, we're sorry that you were hurt. You know what works great for bee stings, right? Something to take your mind off it.

Make a coupla' sammiches for EG and me and you'll be right as rain in a jiffy.

 

[Thief]

You should be nicer to him! He just got stung by bees. That hurts. I can't believe you took that so lightly.

Rev., dear, we're sorry that you were hurt. You know what works great for bee stings, right? Something to take your mind off it.

Make a coupla' sammiches for EG and me and you'll be right as rain in a jiffy.

Who's we?

He got stung.....hehehehehehehe

Likely for the smelly sweater!

 

[Poeticus]

Namaste,

I am offended that the bees didn't sting me!

M.V.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you weren't here to draw them away from me!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would be thinking about art at a time like this!

 

[Poeticus]

Namaste,

I am offended that you took the idea of getting stung by bees as art!

M.V.

 

[Revoltingest]

It is an art! The way I run away swatting them is classic slapstick!
Alas, I can no longer make this sound properly....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IrWhjzAVOo

 

[4consideration]

Yeah, but you don't use your ankles, head or butt to make a sammich, now do you?

Get crackin' mister! I'm hungry and offended that I have been kept waiting this long.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're keeping time!

 

[Adramelek]

I always keep time when I'm awaiting my sammich, miss lady!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're picking on the sweet Sikh kaur again!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you want to pick her nose for her!
(You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.)

 

[NoraSariah]

I'm offended that you assume I can pick my nose!

 

[I.S.L.A.M617]

You can totally pick your friend's nose. How dare you not be a true friend and pick my nose?

 

[Wu Wei]

This conversation not only disgusts me but it offends me too