Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Poeticus]

Here are some links! Sausage links are the best I could find.

Please do not further offend me by rejecting them.

Namaste,

I am offended that you posted something that might have beef in them!

M.V.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended at the mention of meat!

 

[Wirey]

I'm amazed a Brit would know what meat means!

 

[Poeticus]

Namaste,

Im offended that I didn't know she was a Brit!

M.V.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm offended that you didn't assume she was a Brit!

 

[BSM1]

I'm offended that you would dare use the B word when referring to EG.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that your moniker today stands for "British Silly Muffin"!
(That is not very butch.)

 

[Poeticus]

Namaste,

I am offended by Jesus in a Yoga posture and not giving credit to the Yogi Sadhus from whom he learned the art! Am sad ..

M.V.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey! Mine is the post before you!
You should be offended by me!
I feel so ignored....& offended.
Grrrrrrrr!

 

[4consideration]

I can't ignore you. You offend me plenty!

 

[Revoltingest]

That's so inoffensive that it's offensive!

 

[Sumit]

Being offensive is a great offense.

 

[Revoltingest]

What offensive tripe!

 

[Poeticus]

Namaste,

I am offended that you posted beef tripe! Shame shame!

M.V.

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive that you left an 'e' out of your title.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Why must it always be you that offends me, BSM1? Why must I always be the one that you offend?

 

[ElizabethGould]

i'm offended you're picking on BSM1....again!

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, you're always offended by something.
That is offensive!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you think me to be that easily offended.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's offensive that you're so easily offended because being easily offended is my job!
Now...stop being so easily offended....it's offensive!