Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Tough talk, coming from someone who used to go by the name "Carlos Danger"!

 

[4consideration]

Oh, something missing there!


edit: BTW, "Danger is my middle name."
(Name that movie.)

edit #2: (Oopsie. If you saw that, it was a boo-boo. Sorry, Rev. I edited the wrong post.)

 

[Revoltingest]

It's so offensive what you miss!
(I'm a devout nonsequiturian.)

 

[4consideration]

I don't miss anything! I can't help but notice you're wearing frilly pink undies.

 

[I.S.L.A.M617]

I hate underwear! (Seriously though)

 

[4consideration]

Hate is terrible thing!

 

[I.S.L.A.M617]

You're a terrible thing.

 

[4consideration]

Whaaaaa! :sad4:

Where's the love, man?

 

[Poeticus]

Whaaaaa! :sad4:

Where's the love, man?

Namaste,

I am offended that you believe in love.

M.V.

 

[4consideration]

I am appalled that you don't!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am outraged that you are a squishy love believer!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your post smells of cheap colone today!
(And you can't even correctly spell "cologne"!)

 

[Sha'irullah]

Your post smells of cheap colone today!
(And you can't even correctly spell "cologne"!)

Old Spice cologne is what makes the world sustain gravity. Its greatness is also eternal and the primordial cause of the big bang.

 

[Thief]

Now your talking.

What a babe magnet!
Works like pheromones!

But I am sooooooo offended that you reveal this long kept secret of manliness.

Now the ladies will unto us.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you treat the ladies as mere sex objects!
They're real human beings!
(And they're useful for sex....& sammiches.)

 

[Thief]

I'm offended that you treat the ladies as mere sex objects!
They're real human beings!
(And they're useful for sex....& sammiches.)

Yeah well...at least I smell good.

Ever think about torching that rag of a sweater?

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're passing personal comment.

 

[Sunstone]

I resent the fact your last name is the same as the famous Stephen Gould and mine isn't.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended....I'm more a fan of Phil Gould!

 

[Sunstone]

Phil Gould! How dare you reference someone who has stolen my first name!