Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Poeticus]

You left out the worse part! What about having to clean the staff bathroom?

Namaste,

I am offended that you don't want to clean the staff bathroom!

M.V.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you do! But that's OK, I'm feeling generous. You may have my turn!

 

[Poeticus]

I am offended that you do! But that's OK, I'm feeling generous. You may have my turn!

Namaste,

I am offended that you think I want a turn!

M.V.

 

[4consideration]

Well, goodness gracious -- your selfishly wanting all the fun for yourself is a bit offensive!

But, it's OK. I pulled a few strings for you. You can have the job all to yourself!

 

[Poeticus]

Well, goodness gracious -- your selfishly wanting all the fun for yourself is a bit offensive!

But, it's OK. I pulled a few strings for you. You can have the job all to yourself!

Namaste,

Hehehe.

M.V.

 

[Monotheist 101]

Namaste,

Hehehe.

M.V.

Im offended that your not offended in your last post..

o yeah and Im offended that your name isnt in english!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that your name is in Australistanian!

 

[Leftimies]

I am offended beyond any description by the fact that I was only now informed of this thread. Even more deeply offended I am by the fact that I don't even remember if I have already posted here. No reminder? No nothing?? Don't you people have a soul???

 

[Revoltingest]

Your befuddlement is offensive!
Learn to manage your affairs, bub.

 

[Leftimies]

Your befuddlement is offensive!
Learn to manage your affairs, bub.

I am offended by your decision to use a word "befuddlement", which I don't understand, which, after checking, turns out to mean "confusion resulting from not understanding"! Thats simply mean. :no:

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you carp about my being "mean"!?
You're not only befuddled, but you're intolerant of my meanness!

I thought "befuddlement" meant becoming more like this....

 

[BSM1]

I am offended because the same character comes to my mind whenever I am befuddled. That and wabbits. Weally.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your funny diction is offensive!
(And not at all funny.)

 

[BSM1]

But it is offensive, so I am happily offended. Ha!

 

[Revoltingest]

You take pleasure at the offenses of others?
[youtube]y3Z2MP8vMWU[/youtube]
That's Despicable - YouTube

 

[BSM1]

Absolutely. (Is that offensive?)

 

[Leftimies]

Absolutely. (Is that offensive?)

That most certainly is. I am appalled and offended by the fact that you required clarification on that.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you post from Finland...where everyone has fins on their backs!
Look...here's your national costume.

 

[Leftimies]

I'm offended that you post from Finland...where everyone has fins on their backs!
Look...here's your national costume.

I am devastated and take great offense from that national costume. Our sharks are made of silk. That is a cheap knock-off.

 

[Poeticus]

I am devastated and take great offense from that national costume. Our sharks are made of silk. That is a cheap knock-off.

Namaste,

I am offended that you think you can even afford silk.

M.V.