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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I have a big honking schonoz!
Stop making fun of it, you cruel brute!
Stop making fun of it, you cruel brute!
Poeticus
| abhyAvartin |
Your denial of what you did to the statue is offensive!
What on Earth are you now?
What on Earth are you now?
How would you like it if someone asked you to explain your existence?
You're avoiding the issue of why you haven't made me a sammich in many weeks!
Oh, but I have! You're just being impatient -- offensively so.
I have been making sammiches for you everyday, and plan to do so for several months. Then I shall ship them to you all at once, so that you may truly enjoy having a plethora of sammiches. There's nothing quite like deep south sammiches shipped in unrefrigerated trucks. I know how much you liked it last time. I just wanted to make sure that you have plenty, to last you a while.
I have been making sammiches for you everyday, and plan to do so for several months. Then I shall ship them to you all at once, so that you may truly enjoy having a plethora of sammiches. There's nothing quite like deep south sammiches shipped in unrefrigerated trucks. I know how much you liked it last time. I just wanted to make sure that you have plenty, to last you a while.
Arghhhghghgh! If'n I wanted rancid slop, I'd eat the haggis on me back porch!
I wants fresh sammiches, woman!
I wants fresh sammiches, woman!
You're in luck! I just recently heard about a way to ensure one gets only the freshest road kill.
The process is offensive, so you might like it. I'm not sure if I want to let the secret out.
(I really heard someone say they know someone that does this.)
The process is offensive, so you might like it. I'm not sure if I want to let the secret out.
(I really heard someone say they know someone that does this.)
Offensive process? Count me in!
It pleases me that you're so offensive.
But it offends me that you're so pleasing!
It pleases me that you're so offensive.
But it offends me that you're so pleasing!
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I am appalled, miffed, chagrined, dismayed, embarrassed -- and yes, offended -- to know that you are pleased by my behavior.
I just found this very enlightening and couldn't wait to share it with someone. Here's the process I heard this guy does.
He carries a can of red spray paint in the car (truck probably.) If he sees road kill on the side of the road on his way to work, he stops and sprays a large red X on it. On his way home from work, if there is no red X on something that is appealing to him, he knows it's fresh!
I just found this very enlightening and couldn't wait to share it with someone. Here's the process I heard this guy does.
He carries a can of red spray paint in the car (truck probably.) If he sees road kill on the side of the road on his way to work, he stops and sprays a large red X on it. On his way home from work, if there is no red X on something that is appealing to him, he knows it's fresh!
The red X is a symbol of communism!
This disgusts me in the extreme.
This disgusts me in the extreme.
I didn't say to eat the commie road kill! I said the "no X" road kill is the freshest! If you don't start showing some appreciation, I going to put that meat back where I found it!
I don't have the appreciation emotion.
I just have hunger & anger.
Face this, woman.....& make me a fresh sammich!
I just have hunger & anger.
Face this, woman.....& make me a fresh sammich!
Fine! Here.
Your unreasonable demands are offensive!
Your unreasonable demands are offensive!
That is ridiculous!
The color is just fine.
The color is just fine.
It is not fine! That color obviously should be complimentary, but not exactly the same.