Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Leftimies]

Namaste,

I am offended that you think you can even afford silk.

M.V.

I am offended by the implication that not everyone can afford silk. Deeply offended, indeed, that you inserted this guilt into my heart.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended you are talking about silk at all since the secret of silk was stolen from China

 

[Revoltingest]

It was stolen by a statue.....one of your ilk!
So your post is especially offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

It was stolen by a statue.....one of your ilk!
So your post is especially offensive.

blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda big deal who cares...you're offensive

And in case you haven't noticed I have escaped from the statue I was trapped in

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive that you started your post by a little understood Chinese proverb.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's offensive that your moniker today stands for "Bites small mammals".

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you are offended at something you do

 

[Revoltingest]

I should be offended by the offensive things I do.
How dare you not be offended!
That's offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

The fact you missed that I said I was offended is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm sorry....I wasn't paying attention. What did you say?
(I bet it was offensive.)

 

[Titanic]

I am too spaced-out to be offended by all of your offensiveness!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your coming to this fabulous family friendly forum all spaced out is offensive!
(Is my alliteration offensive?)

 

[Titanic]

Your coming to this fabulous family friendly forum all spaced out is offensive!
(Is my alliteration offensive?)

NO! Wait... Yes!........ This is a fabulous forum?

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh of course it is obviously overtly offensive

 

[Titanic]

That is ****** up and offensive! Matt Groeing said he wants his Life In Hell back!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your use of "******" is offensive!

 

[Titanic]

I wish I did not have to use it either! I can't say the F-word though!

 

[Revoltingest]

I wish I did not have to use it either! I can't say the F-word though!

I don't want to hear about your speech impediment.
Such inadequacies are offensive!

 

[Thief]

I don't want to hear about your speech impediment.
Such inadequacies are offensive!

Hey!...I had an impediment too.
(mixed languages in my early years)

And such things are not offensive!

But you sure are!
And I am soooooooooooo offended!

Shall we talk about your impediment.
What's with the fixation on that smelly sweater?

 

[Revoltingest]

My sweater is not smelly!
(It's fragrant.)