Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Orias]

That's some nose you've got!
Smell me?....all the way from Wisconsin?

That snot locker must be enormous!

Tell me about it!

Its ok to shower everynow and then!

 

[4consideration]

Stop talking about showers! It's so offensive.

Before you know it you'llp be talking about lathering and rinsing -- and dropping the soap. :cover:

I'm leaving now. I want no part of this.

 

[Quagmire]

I'm offended by the fact that lately this thread has usually contained some of the least offensive posts in the forums.

 

[4consideration]

What the %^#$ do you mean by that, Bub?

I'll have you know that I do not like a ()^%$#& %^(#$^@ like you telling me how to go about being offensive.

I'll #^&$* !@ offend people any way I $&^@ well please!

Now open this jar, get something down from the top shelf for me, and go the the bank and get me some cash!

 

[Orias]

I'm offended by the fact that lately this thread has usually contained some of the least offensive posts in the forums.

We're not all made of cowhide like you!

I bleed rather easily :thud:

 

[Quagmire]

We're not all made of cowhide like you!

I bleed rather easily :thud:

I'm offended that you think i'm made out of cowhide. I'll have you know I'm 100% bull. . .

Never mind, cowhide is good.

 

[Orias]

I'm offended that I have say shlit. I have to add in silly letters to hide my profanity. Saying you ****'n stupid **** head, I'll dent the hood of your ****'n car and take a ****'n **** in it. Clearly, as you can see, this is not an efficient way of communicating with detail!

Offended I am indeed...

 

[Orias]

I'll have you know I'm 100% bull. . .

I'm offended that they haven't cut yer balls off! Bulls are dangerous, and artificial insemination is far more efficient!

 

[Quagmire]

I'm offended that I'm probably going to wind up having to edit those last two posts.

 

[Orias]

That offends me! :fight:

It is pure and genuine expression!

 

[Quagmire]

That offends me! :fight:

It is pure and genuine expression!

So is editing.

 

[Orias]

Touche!

Another reason why farmers don't trust bulls!

 

[Thief]

And now we have reached a new low....profanity and bull ****.

I am sooooooooo offended.

Why can't we just slap each other in the back of the head?
:slap:

 

[4consideration]

Because it is bound to end up with something offensive.

First it starts with a slap on the back of head...then the back-side...where will it end? Who knows?!

 

[Wirey]

Keep your hands off my backside! It's still sore from tax season!

 

[Revoltingest]

You want to raise my taxes!

You Canuckistanians & your gubmint pemmican....I can't believe that you eat it with gravy & whipped cream.

 

[DreadFish]

Gravy and whipped cream? How dare you put the two in the same sentence? That's like blasphemy to the taste buds, blasphemy to my sense of good food!

Blasphemy, in case you haven't been in the debate forums, is offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

But I am a blasphemer!
How dare you object to who I fundamentally am!

 

[4consideration]

How dare you be so fundamentally objectionable!

 

[Quagmire]

But I am a blasphemer!
How dare you object to who I fundamentally am!

Please stop trying to push your fundamentalism on me. I find it offensive.