Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Orias]

Do you want me to resort to poo flinging?

I have a special glove for that.

 

[4consideration]

You carry a poo flinging glove around with you?

I have to admit that I never considered such a thing. You got me there! :sad4:

 

[Orias]

Hehe, and its remarkably stain free and has a fresh lemony scent.

Though I have a feeling your poo might taint it! Stay away from my poo flinging glove!

 

[Thief]

Oh my God!
No we have digressed to the lesser form of the ape!

I am sooooooo offended.
Let us be gentlemen, and slap face with gauntlet.

Arise from your toilets, and bring your laptops.

 

[4consideration]

Sorry, Thief...maybe it's the early morning hour and that I am not yet awake enough to be offended.

But, that was just funny!

 

[Heathen Hammer]

It's been two weeks, and I see nothing has changed here.

 

[4consideration]

Ah, but we got you to smile, now didn't we? (OK, grin. Do you have to be so technical? )

 

[Heathen Hammer]

But mah teef!

 

[Orias]

Clearly you guys have widdled the thread down to nothing more than shlit eating grins and intestinal remarks.

I happen to be on the toilet, with my laptop!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended at the continual grunts while you post!

 

[Orias]

I'm offended that you can't smell the aftermath!

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you apparently didn't courtesy flush.

 

[Orias]

People actually do that?

Haha!

 

[DreadFish]

Why are you laughing? This is a serious issue here, man. That's very offensive.

 

[Orias]

As long as you don't use public toilets its fine.

 

[Thief]

Are we done with all the potty training?

 

[Orias]

You're so old, you wear old people diapers.

 

[Thief]

You're so old, you wear old people diapers.

Hey!...that's not true (yet).....you little fart!

 

[Orias]

Haha, at least I'm not a big queef!

 

[4consideration]

We accept all here, even big queefs. Now apologize for making fun of his queefness! It's offensive.