Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

We accept all here, even big queefs. Now apologize for making fun of his queefness! It's offensive.

Thank you for your support.
Very kind.

Now stand aside.
You know I am quite able to slap gauntlet with any knave.

 

[Orias]

Put em up!

I'll smash you like a waddum!

 

[Thief]

Put em up!

I'll smash you like a waddum!

Persistently picking on an old man......
You should be ashamed of yourself!

And I am sooooooo offended.

 

[Orias]

Well I'm young and arrogant, what can I say

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you seem to think that only the young can be arrogant. I bet I'm not as young as you. I bet I am just as arrogant. So there!

 

[DreadFish]

I am offended that you seem to think that only the young can be arrogant. I bet I'm not as young as you. I bet I am just as arrogant. So there!

Bah! So arrogant that you have to prove how arrogant you are? Or so childish that you have to prove how arrogant you are? Hmmmm?

How offensive!

 

[Orias]

What do children have to do with knowing? :bat:

All thinkers think they know best

 

[Thief]

What do children have to do with knowing? :bat:

All thinkers think they know best

You've got bats in your belfry.

 

[idav]

You've got bats in your belfry.

You know kids can read this!:cover:

 

[Thief]

You know kids can read this!:cover:

So keep your rugrats away from the screen!
Not my problem!

I am sooooooooo offended,
that you attempt to dump your parental duties on me!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended by your comment, sir!

And, BTW, you spelled "doodies" wrong.

 

[Orias]

You've got bats in your belfry.

What, is this from the 70's?

Is that why I don't get it? You offend me sir!

 

[Me Myself]

I find your avatar offensive.

You have a way too big LACK of enough tattoos!

 

[Orias]

I'm offended that I'm too poor to get more!

I'm also offended that you have no avatar! Its not that hard to search google!

 

[Thief]

I'm offended that I'm too poor to get more!

I'm also offended that you have no avatar! Its not that hard to search google!

Well don't expect me to get one.
Thieves do their thing.....not wanting to be recognized.

 

[Orias]

Well don't expect me to get one.
Thieves do their thing.....not wanting to be recognized.

But you have a distinct smell, so you mind as well show your face!

 

[Thief]

But you have a distinct smell, so you mind as well show your face!

That's some nose you've got!
Smell me?....all the way from Wisconsin?

That snot locker must be enormous!

 

[DreadFish]

That's some nose you've got!
Smell me?....all the way from Wisconsin?

That snot locker must be enormous!

Snot locker? A little bit vulgar are we? This is a family forum, sir, and kids are indeed able to see this.

I suggest you think before posting again, lest you offend again!

 

[Thief]

From the previous page.....do try to keep up...

So keep your rugrats away from the screen!
Not my problem!

I am sooooooooo offended,
that you attempt to dump your parental duties on me!

 

[DreadFish]

From the previous page.....do try to keep up...

Oh, so you're calling me slow now? How dare you?