Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

To dismiss it as nothing is offensive!
(Moles hate your bigotry towards them, btw.)

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive that you mention moles but say nothing about warts.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that today your moniker stands for "Barbeques Small Moles"!

 

[BSM1]

It's Smart...Smart Moles (how offensive).

 

[Revoltingest]

Moles are dumb, you blockhead!

 

[Titanic]

I'm offended you haven't properly welcomed me today!

Good blessings and nice welcomes 4!

 

[Titanic]

Moles are dumb, you blockhead!

No dumber than the average yellow critter!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your post smells of rancid cheese!

 

[Brickjectivity]

A delicacy to old french farts.

 

[ElizabethGould]

Your post offends me being short.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Your post offends me being short.

What?! Are you suggesting that tall people are offensive?

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended as your username mentions guitar.

Bass guitar > guitar.

 

[4consideration]

Keep your anti-music rhetoric to yourself!

 

[Revoltingest]

You backwoods yokel! Don't pronounce the silent "h" in "rhetoric".

 

[4consideration]

How dare you???

I'm a mid-woods yokel!

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, I don't like your put'n on airs with your claim to fancy pants "mid-woods yokel" status!
Think'n you're better'n your kin still in the back woods is offensive!

I'll bet that you lift your pinkies when drinking a bowl of soup!

 

[4consideration]

Of course I do! What do you take me for, everyone knows that it's right to lift your pinky when drinking out of a soup bowl, or the dog's water bowl.

I bet you slurp when drinking out of the dog's bowl and that you don't even share it equally with him! Selfish!

 

[BSM1]

It's kinda offensive that you would suggest the dog drink after Rev.

 

[Titanic]

It is offensive that you do not know who my avatar pic is!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Your avatar is either a very angry mime or else Zebragirl. The confusion you've caused is offensive.