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Be Offended By the Post Above You

4consideration

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Premium Member
I'm all skin & bones, woman!
Where's me Sunday Sammich!?
(And don't be give'n me no grief about not know'n how to make an interrobang.)

Your Sunday Sammich is a Mr 4C sammich. It has to wait. It's still missing an ingredient. It's a nice pompano (fish) sammich. Mr 4C caught it, cleaned it and cooked it. That's only three c's.

Why aren't you helping me figure it out? I'm hungry, too!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
In me imagination, ya wear socks....long ones with horizontal stripes, & individual toe pockets.
Btw, the weather's turning nippy, so ya better get some more clothing on, lest ya catch a cold, toots!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Maybe the weather is nippy in Revoltingestan, but not in 4Considerationistan!

It's finally cooled off enough to be comfortable outdoors during the middle of the day. We still have the AC on.

And don't go imagining me wearing your socks anymore!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'm offended that you would tell a whining gal to move to a civilized country!
No.....actually, I'm really amused. (But I couldn't frubal you.)
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
How offensively arrogant to assume you know what others feel better than they do
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Your exhibitionism, whining and name calling are offensive as are 18 generations of your ancestors
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Me ancestors've been offending ordinary folk for far more than 18 generations!
We was do'n it while yers were still swinging in the trees by yer tails, ya flea bitten arboreal pantie chaser!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Your lack of knowledge of evolution is offensive, but no where near as offensive as your lack of knowledge of Chinese mythology you ape ancestor
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Achrgh! I knows more than ya think, ya weasel petting fur trimmer!
I finished elementary school with medium honors!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Wow! I didn't know anyone in your family finished elementary school -- ever! I bet the honors you achieved were not just medium, but in your case --medium rare!

You'll find any reason to turn a thread into being all about food, won't you?
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
You're so demanding today!

I left it in the porta-let again. I didn't have an plastic wrap, and the sink was wet -- so I left it on the toilet seat...because...yeah... I CARE.

I also left a nice big mint in there for ya!

Enjoy!
 
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