Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Tell me sumthin I don't already know, ya pitiful participant in the typewriter, infinite time & Shakespeare's works scenario!

 

[Wu Wei]

OH PLEASE!!!!

I am begging you....

STOP BREATHING!!!! it is disgustingly offensive....

You can start again after you mix these in a large drum and gargle it all

Then finish up with this

and then maybe...and I MEAN maybe...your breath will be bearable.

You breath melted your sweater.... didn't it?

 

[Revoltingest]

I gargle with leftover water from cleaning me tools, ya pocket pool play'n pipsqueak!

 

[Wu Wei]

Do you clean your tools with heavy water?

DISGUSTING.....Offensive....horrible.....

 

[Brickjectivity]

No need for all caps!

 

[4consideration]

oh, so you just want to reduce us all to the lowest common denominator -- is that it? are you ok with punctuation?

 

[Revoltingest]

Too...tired...to...take...offense....

 

[4consideration]

Oh! You poor dear! What's wrong? Are you still feeling poopy? I hope you are feeling better soon.

...because it's about damn time you get off your *** and do something around here!

 

[Revoltingest]

Need...more...hot...cocoa...
(No sammiches today.)
But I'm offended by....uh.....nah....no offense felt.....

 

[Wu Wei]

need cocoa.....COCOA......how pathetic....so whinny.... how sad....... you are not worthy of my offense

Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours

 

[Revoltingest]

You misspelled "whiney"!
That inspires offense.
Although for a dull little statue, you're better than some.

 

[4consideration]

The word "whiney" contains the word "hiney"! Admit it.

You posted that just for an excuse to say "hiney"!

 

[Wu Wei]

You misspelled "whiney"!
That inspires offense.
Although for a dull little statue, you're better than some.

Thine breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.

The word "whiney" contains the word "hiney"! Admit it.

You posted that just for an excuse to say "hiney"!

Why thou globe of sinful continents, what a life dost thou lead!

The are offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

You even have one!
Admit it!

 

[4consideration]

You're talking about Wu Wei's butt! :yes:

That's offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ew!
Eww!
Ewwwww!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[Wu Wei]

You're talking about Wu Wei's butt! :yes:

In civility thou seem'st so empty.

 

[4consideration]

Yeah, but it was funny, huh?

 

[Wu Wei]

offensive....and funny

Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow

 

[4consideration]

Here's a little bedtime rhyme I used to say to my children:

Night, night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.

But, if they bite you
Bite 'em back
Then you'll have
a buggie snack!