Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

You're avoiding the issue of this place becoming a pig sty while I was away.
That is offensive!
Now, get crack'n woman, & sweep this place up.
Oh, & I could use a sammich....pretty please.

Why...sure...

First, I'll sweep all this stuff up...and put it in...HERE'S YOUR SAMMICH!

 

[Revoltingest]

Why...sure...
First, I'll sweep all this stuff up...and put it in...HERE'S YOUR SAMMICH!

You left some of the sweep'ns on the floor!
Don't be so stingy with the sammich fix'ns, OK?
(I likes them pig cracklins.)

 

[HiddenMuslimah]

You're all mean and I'm offended!

 

[Revoltingest]

I was born mean! It's a condition.
You must accommodate me....I'm handicapped in the nice department!

 

[Awoon]

Not on the weekend

 

[4consideration]

As if...!

 

[Revoltingest]

Leave Awoon alone!
He's a sensitive soul, & your calloused carping is disturbing!

 

[4consideration]

If you think that's calloused carping...you aint' see nuthin' yet, buddy!

Why... I could callously carp a circle around you that would make your head spin!

Why...I could tell you everything that is wrong with you... things that you haven't even done or thought yet...but you you're probably planning on it!

 

[Revoltingest]

If'n you know what I'm planning, then git properly dressed for it, toots!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh not this not so veiled relationship based on angst posting thing again.....you two are so very offensive....get a room...or a closet ....or a kitchen.....or anything....just don't do it here...it disgusts me....and it too is so VERY offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer just jealous!
(Sammich envy.)

 

[Wu Wei]

That may be one of the most offensive things you have ever said

 

[BSM1]

Just wait 'til next post. I'm sure he'll top himself.

 

[4consideration]

We don't need to hear about who's on top! That's offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

Get your mind out of the gutter....that is HIGHLY offensive.... although the gutter is the most likely place to find Revoltingest

 

[Revoltingest]

"Most likely"?
I'm offended at your lack of certainty, ya pigeon poop covered simpering simian!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Have you ever seen the South Park episode 13 from season 10? It shows a practical method for launching whales or large offensive pumpkins into space.

 

[Thief]

Hey that smelly sweater is gone!
The air is safe to breathe again!

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey that smelly sweater is gone!
The air is safe to breathe again!

Expand those lungs, & take in the fetid air!
You'll long for the days of me sweet sweet sweater!

 

[Wu Wei]

MY Goodness man...your breath is so bad it is making your head glow......you are, and always will be, offensive