Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

That is offensive since they have 6 foot rats that hop and I don't want those here

 

[BSM1]

Not to mention those funny little beavers that are flat on the wrong end.

 

[Wu Wei]

And Dingoes... that is just unacceptable

 

[BSM1]

And fenced-in rabbits.

 

[HiddenMuslimah]

I'm offended you're insulting Australia, home to the cutest animal ever- the fairy penguin!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you are discriminating against other animals

 

[Thief]

I'm offended that you are discriminating against other animals

Look who's talking.....monkey face!

Don't want to be human?....I suppose..

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh so you are an insensitive ANIMAL bigot.... don't like other mammals...oh I suppose you think it is ok because you fell you are better than them..... ok... you are highly offensive

 

[Wu Wei]

I am now offended because no one took offense to what I posted....you are all such a lazy bunch of unoffended people... how DARE you not take offense....your lack of offense is offensive

 

[4consideration]

HOW DARE YOU accuse me of slacking!

 

[Wu Wei]

How DARE you not take responsibility for your slacking

 

[4consideration]

How dare YOU speak of it that way. I TAKE MY SLACKING VERY SERIOUSLY!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended by your glorification of your slacking

 

[Thief]

...and what is offensive about wearing slacks?

 

[4consideration]

You should be wearing a skirt, like Revoltingest! All the manly men do it!

 

[HiddenMuslimah]

I'm offended you're talking about skirts, unless it's an abaya you're talking about, for modesty's sake.

 

[Revoltingest]

Where's your skirt!?
We want pix!

 

[Thief]

You should be wearing a skirt, like Revoltingest! All the manly men do it!

How about a hakama?

Thief is ninja!

 

[4consideration]

How about a hakama?

Thief is ninja!

No way! It doesn't shown any man-leg. What do you take me for, an id-jut?

 

[Revoltingest]

You're avoiding the issue of this place becoming a pig sty while I was away.
That is offensive!
Now, get crack'n woman, & sweep this place up.
Oh, & I could use a sammich....pretty please.