Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

How can I not look?
It's so offensive!

And how dare you bring up how very small his thingie is!

 

[4consideration]

Me? YOU brought it up.

And...by they way...what is it about a little thingie is it that you find so offensive...huh? Why are you so attached to the size of someone's thingie?

 

[Revoltingest]

OMG! You continue to obsess over his little bitty thingie!
And now, you even quiz me on its function.....oh, the horror!

 

[4consideration]

Go ahead. Avoid the issue by calling me obsessed. I'm not obsessed. Why...if I was obsessed, you'd know it, buster. Why there'd be no other conversation going on but that. I'd make sure to make my point, and you couldn't do anything about it. Why I'd probably be so upset by the accusation that I'd probably just ramble on about nothing. I'd probably...well, I'd probably just...I don't know...why are we even talking about something as dumb as a little thingie, anyway? It's no big thing!

 

[Revoltingest]

Geeze....what an obsessive post!

 

[4consideration]

:sad4: I'm feelin' droopy today, and all you can do is say mean things to me! :sad4:

You'd think that you'd offer make me a nice cup of peppermint tea, or something. Or send me a box full of money...or something sweet and thoughtful like that. Just a little nicety, like maybe a yacht, or something. I don't ask for much. :sad4:

But, no! All I get is criticism...and people acting like there's something wrong with what I'm posting in this thread. :sad4:

edit: :sad4:

 

[Revoltingest]

And now you become needy.
That offends me to my core!
But here you go....

 

[Wu Wei]

ARRRGH!!! that fouls smelling Scotsman got in the way of my offense...that is OFFENSIVE!!!!

:sad4: I'm feelin' droopy today, and all you can do is say mean things to me! :sad4:

You'd think that you'd offer make me a nice cup of peppermint tea, or something. Or send me a box full of money...or something sweet and thoughtful like that. Just a little nicety, like maybe a yacht, or something. I don't ask for much. :sad4:

But, no! All I get is criticism...and people acting like there's something wrong with what I'm posting in this thread. :sad4:

edit: :sad4:

the fact you don't SEE what is wrong with what you are posting is offensive

Trying to play on Revoltingest sympathies, when he obviously has none, is silly and offensive

As a matter of fact the crying smiley faces are offensive too

 

[4consideration]

It worked!

 

[Revoltingest]

Have this too....

Hey! This is for 4con, not you, monkey breath!

 

[4consideration]

Aw, that's so sweet. Now I'm feeling a bit ashamed of my behavior...but not too ashamed. That looks like nice bacon. Thanks!

Oh, and I'm offended by...well I'm not really offended. So there!

 

[Wu Wei]

And now you become needy.
That offends me to my core!
But here you go....

Wimp...sissy....giving into a little crying...I have lost all respect for you....well I never had any in the first place...but if I did...I would have lost it now....

 

[Wu Wei]

Have this too....

Hey! This is for 4con, not you, monkey breath!

I would not eat the foul and repulsive bacon....DISGUSTING!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Then give it to me, ya grass munch'n hippie ingrate!

 

[Wu Wei]

NO!!!

I have disposed of it properly by burning it and burring the ashes you meat eating cholesterol junkie

 

[Simurgh]

Please be so kind as to repost the offeending victuals so that i may be properly offended

........i'm practicing...............

 

[Brickjectivity]

You've been gone for a long time. Were you trying to hurt our feelings?

 

[Revoltingest]

Feelings? They're for love play & cattle!

(That's about how Gurney's line in Dune went.)

 

[4consideration]

None of want to hear about your love-play feelings for your cattle. Take it on down the road, bub...

 

[Revoltingest]

Brisket comes from cattle, ya meat ignorant patty fryer!