Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Simurgh]

It is offensive to me that you boys don't humor me. Burnning bacon really? bacon needs to be properly burried in a BLT, and you are religious people? seriously? and no-one knows that ritual? burning, yeacccchh!!!!

Yes, I was gone for some time--of course, only to offend all those who adore my wit or whatever, but now i am back to be suitably offended and such.
.....what a bunch of wussies, playing with their food and offending those who say
Let Them Eat Cake.....or at least give thm some chocolate before you lope their heads off.....

 

[Brickjectivity]

Whose fur this is I just don't know. Her house is in the village though.
Here BLT is mean and lean and therefore we must let her know.
Her post was angry dark and deep, but we have promises to keep.

 

[Simurgh]

Some so-called furbballs have sensitivities and are easily offended...just sayin'....
Some are a bit more generous of spirit and accept those humble apologies offered in abject terror and fear of consequences that the village wise cat may dole out.
Still, not having been worshiped as the true ONE Goddess in some time makes me question why I humor those offensive mortals anyhow.

....time to go sharpen those claws again.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey! You puked up a fur ball on my rug!

 

[Simurgh]

.....and you should feel honored you offending bore!

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't call me a boar, ya milk slurp'n mouser!

 

[Simurgh]

if you had the endearing qualities of a boar--bacon factory in my exalted opinion--then i would have called you that you offensive brute. but you clearly are not in that particular league, it's above your pay-grade.
go back to intimidate the canines, they are easier to rattle than we who are sworn exterminators of rodentia.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya post too wordy, ya verbose vermin vacator!

 

[Awoon]

I'm watching The Buckeyes.

 

[Wu Wei]

Apparently you have not read ANY of the above posts.... you lack of study is most offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

You leave the pretty blue bird alone, you anti-avian brute!

 

[Brickjectivity]

You maleficent post plucks the feathers of birds everywhere.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you call me a male ficant!
"Ficant" isn't even a real word, ya pimmersqueal!

 

[BSM1]

Oh, double ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Hey, what's with the ribbon bow?

First place, laddie!

Sorry for breaking line. Sue me.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so jealous!
Mine never won anything but giggles & snickers.

 

[Brickjectivity]

That was a pompous post hidden in jealousy and drenched with syrupy slime.

 

[BSM1]

Double entendres are offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your speaking French is offensive!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Any angry beaver with a chainsaw would dam your post.

 

[crossfire]

Any angry beaver with a chainsaw would dam your post.

I'm offended that you think a beaver would need a chainsaw!