Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Simurgh]

Not only am I offended by a bore's uncouth remarks concerning my usage of the vernacular, I am also offended that said wanna-be boar gives articulation to his apparently deep-held animosity towards the supremacy of the feline.
As my darling students would say, there are plenty of hungry animals in the desert and who would miss another pig anyhow?

....some people would do just about anything for a bit more canteen money....just saying....

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey...you missed the litter box again!

 

[Simurgh]

No, I left a message for you. That's different altogether, since I would never miss the litterbox by accident.

 

[Revoltingest]

So the message is that you have an upset tummy?
It's offensive cuz I don't care!

 

[Awoon]

The Clowns, I mean Browns are losing.

 

[Revoltingest]

Football is offensive!

("Football" is the correct sport, right?)

 

[Simurgh]

Ah, those of small intellect! But still, sweet of you to worry about me. it is merely mildly offensive that you are of such limited awareness. How would you interpret it if I were to hack up a furball on your keyboard?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Have you been drinking Japanese cat wine? Back to Cats Anonymous for you, kitty.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended by the lack of offensiveness in this thread

 

[Revoltingest]

That is a disgustingly offensive attitude!
Typical monkey statue....typical....

 

[Awoon]

I got a hair cut this morning.

 

[Wu Wei]

You are a fabulist and your fabrication is offensive......BIRDS DON'T HAVE HAIR!!!!!!!!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Now I have a picture of naked birds in my head. Thanks a lot!

 

[Revoltingest]

ARGCHGGGSPTTT!
Now I'm picturing YOU naked!

 

[Brickjectivity]

So you have a problem with bricks? Keep it to yourself.

 

[Simurgh]

There are those bricky kinds of things who take offense at well lubricated felines--but why? Some of those revolting thingies are best appreciated through the bottom of a glass, be it filled with Japanese plum wine or not. Especially when a brick falls from the heavens and squashes a favored catnip filled toy.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You are using circular reasoning! Bricks are glorious and amazingly well red.

 

[Simurgh]

Yeah, well red. Sure. But red offends me and I would like you to change to a more calming color like....oh, maybe fuchsia? ...then there are vermillion, magenta, or something radical like pink? You know the exact shade of pink the Invisible Pink Unicorn wears with such poise and panache!?

 

[Thief]

Yeah, well red. Sure. But red offends me and I would like you to change to a more calming color like....oh, maybe fuchsia? ...then there are vermillion, magenta, or something radical like pink? You know the exact shade of pink the Invisible Pink Unicorn wears with such poise and panache!?

I just repainted my tool box at work....brilliant red.
and it must be offensive!
A fellow worker seems more than upset about the deed done!

Pinstripes are pending!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your post contains a secret coded message for my cats!
But the joke's on you! They'd never put a dead mouse in me haggis!