Yeh! But ya keep putting it on the same 'ole dirty body.
Ever hear about not putting new wine in old wine skins, ya heathen! Same principle applies here. You're taintin' it right away!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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Yeh! But ya keep putting it on the same 'ole dirty body.
Ever hear about not putting new wine in old wine skins, ya heathen! Same principle applies here. You're taintin' it right away!
If'n this is yer offer to wash me, toots?
Yeah, it's offensive....but I ain't object'n!
I should have figured that you would turn a nice, clean conversation about personal hygiene into something smutty!
Smutty?
I've no idea'r what yer talk'n about...I'm just look'n to get clean with no work!
I've no idea'r what yer talk'n about...I'm just look'n to get clean with no work!
Smutty AND lazy!
Archghhghh! Me Mrs would object to yer illicit affections fer me!
(Although...she might be OK with the clean'n up & smell'n better part.)
(Although...she might be OK with the clean'n up & smell'n better part.)
You keep twisting the meaning of my words! I don't wanna play Twister with you, Mister!
Yeah! Well, I don't wanna play Twister with you, Sister!
(Now all we need is someone named "Blister".)
(Now all we need is someone named "Blister".)
Horrible doesn't rhyme with offensive! They're the same thing, but they don't rhyme!
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
...first it is red bricks... then pinstriping thereof is being bandied about..... at this point of course everything deteriorates until we deal with annual kilt burnings (I am delicate so just let me pretend that "cleaning" means burning)... what next? Are we abolishing catnip? Will Bastet and her holy days be ignored? Left Hander Day stricken from the calendar? What? I am offended and perturbed that we sunk as low as to encourage the most revolting among us to try his hand at verse.
....too upset to share a furball at this time....
....too upset to share a furball at this time....
Please stop blaming it on me. They just start trying to rhyme whether it works or not!
Whether it works or not
your post's dripping snot!
your post's dripping snot!
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
No blame is being assigned, as we all know bricks just lay about and life happens to them--be the red or otherwise colored...you have to admit a change to maybe yellow would not be a bad idea...while those who are revolting our senses go about their life of chicanery in soiled kilts that beg to cleansed with a deluge. But then we find out that god is on vacation again and the rain has to wait. I am offended that we do not have better gods at our disposal.
Hey! I'm not the one covered in pigeon poop, ya feces bedecked piece'o statuary!
Dang, that feline got in the way....again!
So utterly offensive.....
Dang, that feline got in the way....again!
So utterly offensive.....
Well, I'm recovering from a cold, & me think'n organ has been slow for a week or so.
Hey, you gots Klingons on Uranus!
Hey, you gots Klingons on Uranus!
Gawd, yer posts are long!
And you should cover when yer done too.
And you should cover when yer done too.