Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

As much as I offends me.... I agree the offensive fur ball factories posts are long

 

[Simurgh]

you offensive philistine! short enough, dahlink?

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

ARRRGH!!!!

Revoltingest got in the way of my offense...which is offensive

you offensive philistine! short enough, dahlink?

No, you abhorrent Felis silvestris catus

 

[Simurgh]

NO feline is offensive. I am goddess and i am offended by your demeanor. Go hide uner Revoltingboy's kilt.

 

[Wu Wei]

NO feline is offensive. I am goddess and i am offended by your demeanor. Go hide uner Revoltingboy's kilt.

Felines are offensive fur ball factories whose time would be better spent at the scratching post or in the catnip than at a keyboard..... however it is your kilt reference which is so offensive I must not go regurgitate my dinner

 

[Simurgh]

What a sensitive wuss. You must have been an offensive canine in an earlier incarnation.
...ack...ack.....ack
oh, a furball of beauty was delivered at your feet; appreciate the artistry that went into its creation.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your fur balls are over-decorated!
I prefer them plain.

 

[Simurgh]

I thought they ought to match that offensive kilt somewhat. you know...that grayish stain there up front and...oh well, there is no pleasing the haegis eating peons.

 

[Revoltingest]

Plaid fur balls are cloying!

 

[Simurgh]

Really, Mr. Critic, like you can do better? Offensive twit.

 

[Revoltingest]

I can hoark up replicas of haggis!

 

[Simurgh]

Quick, give me the smelling salts!!! I am mortally offended at the image that conjures up. I need retail therapy, or some such thing.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Cats are continuously mortally offended. Its always a ploy for retail therapy.

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't knock cats!
(They'll get you while you sleep.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Stop trying to set me up! The cats are going to get you in your sleep, not me! Besides, nothing can sneak up on me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hah! I sneaked up on you while you were in dreamland.
I'm the one who drew that....uh....thingie...on your cheek.

 

[Wu Wei]

Although I find feline fur ball factories offensive you are a fabulist extraordinaire which is darn close to being as offensive as those catnip addicts called cats

 

[Revoltingest]

So again with the compliments....now you call me fabulous!
You should know that while I live for flattery, I don't swing your way, hot stuff!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your illiteracy is also offensive