Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Brickjectivity]

That is one of the most offensive and best posts here so far.

 

[Revoltingest]

Good....you can have half of the sammich.

 

[Brickjectivity]

That is one of the least offensive and worst posts so far.

 

[Wu Wei]

AHHHH! Brickjectivity got in the way of my offense....WAIT your turn you post line cutter

Good....you can have half of the sammich.

well whaddaya know illiteracy and sexism all in one smell, dress wearin' Scotsman

 

[Revoltingest]

You offensive monkey boy...always too slow in responding to posts.
And to think I gave you the other half of the sammich.
Ingrate!

 

[Wu Wei]

Again you fabricate...you NEVER gave me any of your Sandwich..... and even if you did it would be impossible to take since it is impossible to endure your stench...you offensive odiferous Scotsman

 

[4consideration]

You offensive monkey boy...always too slow in responding to posts.
And to think I gave you the other half of the sammich.
Ingrate!

OK. I'm offended by you calling him "monkey boy" -- but only because I have to be.

Go ahead. Call me "toots" again!

Ever see those TV shows with hidden cameras about what people sometimes do to food in kitchens -- like maybe when someone was rude to them, or something?

edit: Look, WuWei...throw some more in the corner. Rev. wants another sammich.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's offensive...........toots!

 

[Wu Wei]

BAH!!!

Your so offensive I cannot even type my offense

 

[Revoltingest]

Excuses, excuses! Those long clumsy monkey fingers just ain't useful for typing!
Give an infinite number of you an infinite number of years, & you still wouldn't bang out any Shakespeare!

 

[4consideration]

MORE smut talk? All this talk of "banging" is offensive to my ears!

 

[Revoltingest]

Get over yer prudish New Orleansish ways!
Banging is normal enjoyable human behavior....especially abnormal banging.

 

[Brickjectivity]

What would a Scot know about Shakespeare? Its a good question!

 

[Brickjectivity]

What?!?

 

[Wu Wei]

Give an infinite number of you an infinite number of years, & you still wouldn't bang out any Shakespeare!

In civility thou seem'st so empty.

What?!?

That was a USELESS post...it took up not even a second of my time but it was USELESS and therefore offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

You know what's really useless?
Your lame brained WuWeiCare program is!
No insurance company anywhere will honor it!

 

[Wu Wei]

What color is the sky in your world you delusional Scotsman

 

[Revoltingest]

Right now, it's the perfect shade of black, ya star gaze'n tail groomer!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your foul stench is the true cause of the Bayou Corne Sinkhole isn't it

 

[Simurgh]

So I take a bit of time off for therapy and what happens? The unwashed masses start arguing over the merits of their pseudo-poetry and of course, everything goes to hell in a hand basket at that point.

I think the real problem is that the wanna-be Scotsman is actually an Irish elf. So there, I said it! Be offended, you pointy-eared minion of the dark realm. Now, let’s get back to the serious discussion concerning feline superiority and how it connects to the availability of catnip.