I washed it just this mornin!
Here...smell it again!
Here...smell it again!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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You can't blame him for that. He's a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal, after all. (Tee Hee, that rhymes.)
What do you expect?
Anyway...what he meant by that last comment was -- as a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal -- he's too heavy to swing on the higher and smaller branches. So...he has to stay on the lower ones...hence...he doesn't swing your way. (You're welcome.)
edit: Get outta my way, ya knuckle-draggin Neanderthal!
Don't mock me kind & me ancestors.
It opens wounds. Me psyche festers!
We groundskeepers
are girlish weepers
and suffer from you viscous jesters!
It opens wounds. Me psyche festers!
We groundskeepers
are girlish weepers
and suffer from you viscous jesters!
Don't make my cry by extension. Keep your sorrows to yerself!
You're wrong, ya simple lout!
Emotions must come out!
To bottle'm in,
tis a mortal sin.
I caught ya spank'n trout!
Emotions must come out!
To bottle'm in,
tis a mortal sin.
I caught ya spank'n trout!
Rhymes are precocious. That's why your post is atrocious.
Wu Wei is an awful rhymer.
You're a shallow social climber.
Now you're pleading,
where's this leading?
Something something something timer.
You're a shallow social climber.
Now you're pleading,
where's this leading?
Something something something timer.
T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!
Vous avez le cervau d'un sandwich au fromage
Vous sentez comme le boeuf et le fromage
Vous avez le cervau d'un sandwich au fromage
Vous sentez comme le boeuf et le fromage
Don't post at me in lingo ferrin!
Them funny sounds around me whir'n!
English is the very best
even outside the west!
Goobly whamper signott glurin!
Them funny sounds around me whir'n!
English is the very best
even outside the west!
Goobly whamper signott glurin!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and you smell like...haggis.
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and you smell like...haggis.
Roses are fed
Violet's poo,
I prefer bacon.
And so do you.
Btw, Violet is a cow.
Violet's poo,
I prefer bacon.
And so do you.
Btw, Violet is a cow.
You can't put bacon and poo in the same poem!
Together in a poem's OK,
but in a sammich, there's no way!
but in a sammich, there's no way!
So...how do you like you're BLP? On toast, or plain bread?
How dare you forget!
Whole wheat.
Whole wheat.
More like half wheat. Half's not the same. White is more wholesome when wheat is your aim. Wheat has more fiber but so does a beer. People want 'Whole wheat' but whole wheat ain't sincere.
That was an offensively incoherent rant!
And whole wheat bread is still best.
And whole wheat bread is still best.
Possibly...but still, you said you wanted whole wheat bread for a Bacon, Lettuce and Poo sammich. That's still gross!
Don't lecture me on "gross", toots....you're the one making the sammich!