Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

There's something you two aren't telling me. You're doing it on purpose!

Oh, there's a whole lot I'm not telling you!

I'll be happy to explain...get a cup of coffee, or something...it's gonna be a long conversation. You may just be sorry you asked!

 

[Wu Wei]

There's something you two aren't telling me. You're doing it on purpose!

Your paranoia is offensive.....no matter how true it may be

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh, there's a whole lot I'm not telling you!

I'll be happy to explain...get a cup of coffee, or something...it's gonna be a long conversation. You may just be sorry you asked!

No there isn't....your ventose utterances of vacuity are not worth listening to

and stop getting in the way of my posts you offensive post jumper

 

[Revoltingest]

What do you think this thread is anyway....an excuse to trot out your latest "word of the day"?

 

[Wu Wei]

I think this post is about telling you how offensive you are...I cannot help it if you cannot understand the big words that I use.....at least they are English unlike the offensive jibberish you spout that absolutely no one understands because they are made up word punctuated by grunting

 

[Brickjectivity]

Pig words are offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

Pig = pork = bacon!

I wonder if bacon can be made from monkey meat?

 

[Awoon]

Rain is coming

 

[Revoltingest]

Your polka dot drawers clash with your argyle sox!
(I regularly commit the same fashion faux pas though.)

Btw, rain is here.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your polka dot drawers clash with your argyle sox!
(I regularly commit the same fashion faux pas though.)

Btw, rain is here.

Your entire life is a fashion faux pas so I am sure you are good a spotting them...

Pi
I wonder if bacon can be made from monkey meat?

No but it can be made from Scotsman...but it would be so foul horrible and vile no one could eat it......or even get near it

 

[Revoltingest]

Now you propose to make bacon from me & taste it?
How disgusting!

 

[4consideration]

Now you propose to make bacon from me & taste it?
How disgusting!

What a conundrum! There are so many ways to approach this one. But which is the best?

I could make the comparison about how much cleaner pigs are than you.

Or, the obvious grossness of bacon made from a person.

But then...there's always "the other white meat" option.

What to do? I'm so confused by all the options!

 

[Revoltingest]

Archghghh! Now even genteel southern belles want to taste brine cured Willie!

 

[crossfire]

Archghghh! Now even genteel southern belles want to taste brine cured Willie!

I'm so offended that I almost fell out of my chair from laughing so hard!

 

[Revoltingest]

That's offensive!
But ya know what's worse?
I looked up yer skirt when ya fell!

 

[4consideration]

You should scold your fingers for typing out such an offensive post -- because obviously your brain had nothing to do with it!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Don't encourage him. His yellow nose and crooked teeth will only get worse.

 

[Simurgh]

oh the boys are at it again. really, looking up the little one's skirt is just so gauche. Furthermore, I do not think that you need to act as if you were the fashion police. I have seen that kilt and only my superior breeding allows me to ignore what I saw underneath it all...but paisley, sunflower yellow, and magenta seem to have been favored colors.. the black knee socks were a bit much though.
Brick has it right, living up to your name and revolting the world with your teeeth and such might be your idea of manly man behavior, but some of us have a hard time looking your way without the darkest of sunglasses..............just saying...........

 

[Revoltingest]

At least I don't take a bath by licking me privates, ya rough tongued contortionist nether region licker!
(I don't takes me a bath at all.)

 

[Simurgh]

Ok, so you're jealous of my abilities. Grow a pair, bub, then maybe you have a reason to try harder, hm?
Your whining is offensive, so I will indulge in a spot of catnip and ignore you for a while.