Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Leftimies]

Your superiority is self-proclaimed, at best, if even that. Heartless brutes don't recognise exquisite looks, even if they were to stand in front of one!!!! While I dwell in delicacy, may you hack up hairballs. That is the key difference between our ways of being.

I am offended by the lack of reason in your offense, so go on offend me some more before I get further offended.

 

[Simurgh]

Revoltingmost, You can play at diagnosing whatever you want, it is going to be ignored anyhow. Me, I just point out your shortcomings and move on with life.

You are and have been--and undoubtedly--will be an offensive, garden tool abusing, and heart-attack courting muncher of bacon.

PS: lefty, you are just a delusional and confused little boy.

 

[Revoltingest]

Superiority? No, no, no....my role as fault diagnostician is a burden.
So show some appreciation, ya mewling upchucking ingrate!

 

[Leftimies]

Ha, as if you could move on with your life Simurgh. It offends me that you can't, yet claim otherwise. Thats not exquisite at all.

 

[Revoltingest]

PS: lefty, you are just a delusional and confused little boy.

I am the resident diagnostician (and groundskeeper)!
I have proof....
http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/family-personal-living/134648-dear-revoltingest.html

 

[Simurgh]

oh shorty, you really need to learn another word besides exquisite. how about annoying, or prissy, or fastidious.....

there are so many words to choose from, maybe you could acquaint yourself with some?

you are NOT exquisite, merely scrawny and offensively delusional :sorry1::no:

 

[Simurgh]

I am the resident diagnostician (and groundskeeper)!
I have proof....
http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/family-personal-living/134648-dear-revoltingest.html

ok, another instant of delusion of grandeur. man, you've been sniffing my catnip again?

you know what that does to you. it is a disgrace that you cannot keep your honker out of my munchies. go shovel something.

 

[Revoltingest]

I never stop shoveling!
(It's not easy to post while doing it, but I've a job to do, ya lazy good-fer-nuthin snaggle toothed feline!)

 

[Simurgh]

if you were a graceful, supple, and athletic feline such as me, you would not be shoveling but supervising as I do...offensive garden gnome that you are.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh, so now you're a feline again! Please go on changing identities. Its completely rude, but whatever.

 

[Revoltingest]

She's always been a feline!
But I prefer the old avatar.

 

[4consideration]

She's always been a feline!
But I prefer the old avatar.

Oh, so she looked better in the past, did she?

Well, since she's not here to defend herself -- I'll just have to say it for her, "look in the mirror, Buddy...you don't look exactly like you did when you were younger, either!"

 

[Quagmire]

I'm offended by the fact that you think people's appearance changes as they get older.

Some of us are in denial you know!

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended by the fact that you think people's appearance changes as they get older.

Some of us are in denial you know!

Hey! Looks change.

My hair actually looks better with grey in it! It's silvery and shiny.

I just color it so I don't make everyone else feel inferior!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you color your hair....it's unnatural!
But at least it makes you hotter.

 

[Simurgh]

I am offended that you all are so invested in looks. I have always been feline ... in attitude at least...
and just so you know, i look regal and distinguished regardless of avatar. fine, if revoltingmost is such a traditionalist, i will go back to the image that evokes my essence the best.

This is Maximilian the Great

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you all are so invested in looks. I have always been feline ... in attitude at least...
and just so you know, i look regal and distinguished regardless of avatar. fine, if revoltingmost is such a traditionalist, i will go back to the image that evokes my essence the best.

NO! You don't have to change just to satisfy him! It won't do any good. He's never satisfied, anyway.

 

[Amechania]

I'm offended that a woman has to prettify her ***** just to satisfy a man.

 

[Simurgh]

Of course Revolting cannot be satisfied, he is male after all, and we all know their shortcomings. but i like looking at Max, he died two years ago and therefore he might as well favor all lookers with the disdain that oozes from his gaze. he was easily offended by human idiocy, especially when displayed by the male of the species.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Don't put Max on a pedestal above humans. Cats are born offended and merely seek opportunity to express it.