Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

Oh! So humans should be on a pedestal --just one above cats?

Why would you put humans on a pedestal?

They'd never be able to reach the bar from there. I'm not gonna keep handing 'em their drinks! You can.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'll put you on a pedestal....one with a refrigerator & counter for sammich make'n!
(Be sure the cats stay off the counter. You know what those wicked fur shedders are like.)

 

[4consideration]

I'll put you on a pedestal....one with a refrigerator & counter for sammich make'n!
(Be sure the cats stay off the counter. You know what those wicked fur shedders are like.)

Fine! But make it a nice one -- none of that plywood stuff. I'd like marble!

Wait...make it a nice deep colored wood -- something fabulous, with like a mahogany or cherry undertone...well, it could be some really interesting material that I'm unfamiliar with -- but I'd have to pre-approve it first.

Wait...now I've got it. Different ones for different days. And, definitely some for special occasions. Some could even be encrusted with jewels...but not too much.

A few should be done in precious metals -- those could have jewels, but I don't like gaudy -- like... not Versailles style -- more like basic lines, without too much intricacy, and a few well placed stones.

Oh, yeah...and don't objectify women!

 

[Revoltingest]

Marble? That's disgusting!
I used granite (Uba Tuba).

 

[Awoon]

Too early in the morning.

 

[Kerr]

Wait... you think its early in the morning? I can say, several hours after you posted that, that your idea of an early morning is embarrasing.

 

[Revoltingest]

Be nice to the pretty birdy!
(Or he'll fly over you &....you know.)

 

[Sumit]

Don't try to be so nice. I know If you got chance, you would have consumed little adorable birdy.

 

[Me Myself]

Thats the most condescending piece of #^% I ve heard anyone said. My vegetarian tastes feel deeply insulted.

 

[Brickjectivity]

'Vegetarian' ? Just say "I don't eat meat." Why are you trying to push vocabulary onto other people?

 

[Wu Wei]

Play nice children....

and if you can't do that......

at least don't leave any evidence

 

[4consideration]

'Vegetarian' ? Just say "I don't eat meat." Why are you trying to push vocabulary onto other people?

Don't you know Me Myself is the PV (Pushy Vocabulary) Police? (He tried out for the PC police, but he didn't make it -- don't mention that. He's sensitive about it.)

Anyway -- he's just doing his job. Don't make it tough for him!

 

[Simurgh]

looking at all those posts makes me think


...a feline is the embodiment of all that is remarkable; she is the only being excellent enough to represent all my virtues... yeah, with Max I picked the right one...

you offensive minions can all just grovel in the dirt beneath my feet.

 

[Thief]

I am NOT kitty litter!

and I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo offended!

Indeed!...don't you dare cross a road when I'M driving by!!!!!!!

 

[4consideration]

I am NOT kitty litter!

and I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo offended!

Indeed!...don't you dare cross a road when I'M driving by!!!!!!!

Really, Thief? Was the reference to the kitty toilet really necessary?

And you accuse me of having potty humor...

 

[Brickjectivity]

Threatening to run over small animals....that actually is offensive. You think you can't be banned?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Posting before I do is offensive.

 

[4consideration]

Posting before I do is offensive.

Failing to realize that I will always be a step ahead of you is offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

Always leading us is offensive!
(But I likes the view.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Telling the truth like it is is unexpected and refreshing. What offends me is your use of parenthesis around it.