Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Quagmire]

You have only little joy in your life, this offends me.

(nah, it's just that one of my greatest joys in life is complaining. )

I'm offended because you people are keeping me from doing my work.

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended by your aggressivity

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended that your post is short.

 

[DreadFish]

I'm offended that your post is short.

Man, your insistence that size matters is very offensive to me. Sure my post may be small, but its the substance of the post that counts, not the size!

 

[Sumit]

I am offended as you unusually stretch post.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended at your non-Islamic avatar!



Only joking!

 

[dantech]

Are you seriously joking ? I wouldn't laugh at your joke if you payed me to. You are offensive to another level, mister!

 

[InformedIgnorance]

The level of disregard you show to me and every other member of this online community is staggering, astounding even. Your needless post contains nothing of value yet merely consumes server capacity and bandwidth, diminishing the service available to others here on RF. Not to mention reducing the available bandwidth at every router between RF and your ISP, slowing down the ability of people to access much needed information about celebrity dietary behavior, politicians' sex scandals, pictures of kittens and the latest in amateur erotica from connected content providers.

I was also FORCED to scroll further down the page to move my right index finger simply because you deigned to post. I am not merely offended, I am enraged at your audacity!

 

[Secret Chief]

Tl;dnr.

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that you wasted punctuation.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you were not offended that I don't know what that post meant.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you post no exciting pix!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you expect me to provide your excitement in life. What ever happened to personal responsibility?

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that you have become so preachy.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you expect me to be responsible.
Nothing is my fault!

But I'm even more offended that BSM inserted his post in betwixt us!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm just naturally offended by everything!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are blaming Mother Nature for your offensiveness.

Everything is always the mother's fault. Isn't it?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm greatly offended by your not mentioning the new Pope!

 

[4consideration]

How dare you mention my unmentionables! I'm offended.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you unmention my mentionables!
I'm uber-offended!