Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Simurgh]

ohhhh, the lords of ostentatious and conspicuous consumption are at it again.

happy, happy, joy, joy!

can we take those lights down and get back to normal again? i am sooooooooooo sick of looking at plastic santas, artificial snow, and reindeer surrounded by rocks and cacti, it gives me attacks of the vapors.

even if i hack up a few hairballs, i will still be gagging....

 

[Wu Wei]

Care explaining this then

 

[adi2d]

Care explaining this then

Proof that santa is white. And black. And brown. And grey!! Good for us old folk. We need a role model too

 

[Simurgh]

Care explaining this then

yeah, what nincompoop has done this to my minion? you do not seriously attempt to tell me that this particular feline has voluntarily acceded to wear this horrible ensemble?

 

[adi2d]

I'm offended that I am ignored on this thread

 

[Revoltingest]

Cats make lazy elves!

 

[Simurgh]

and why is that? or better yet, who are you again, adi2d?

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Oh shut up everyone! You're giving me a headache already!!!

 

[Leftimies]

I am offended about how low the wit has sunken here!
A fact to be truly regretted!

Repent to me!

Behold, great retributions are inbound! Effect immediate!

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't tell us to "shut up"!
(I prefer "shut your pie hole".)

Btw, there's no need to give the old headache excuse....we don't have that kind of relationship.

 

[Simurgh]

hijabi is suffering from attitudinal issues, revoltmeso clearly missed his does of bacon grease, and lefty is in need of a furry ear rub. offensive people being offensive again. guess you all survived that xtian tree worship ceremony without too much damage to your winning personalities--or what passes for such.

 

[Wu Wei]

blah blah blag yadda yadda yadda big deal who cares whatever your a fur ball

 

[Tumah]

blah blah blag yadda yadda yadda big deal who cares whatever your a fur ball

I resent your misspelling of the word "you're".
Alternatively:
I resent whatever you meant to say after the word "your", that would make its spelling be correct.

 

[Triumphant_Loser]

I resent your misspelling of the word "you're".
Alternatively:
I resent whatever you meant to say after the word "your", that would make its spelling be correct.

I resent the fact that you did not put the comma inside the quotation marks.

 

[Wu Wei]

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.


and Iz was gonna spell hows evers I feels I wants ta yooz big silly

 

[Simurgh]

you definitely need a nap..and maybe a baseball bat to the head...or...

 

[Tumah]

you definitely need a nap..and maybe a baseball bat to the head...or...

I resent your use of aposiopesis. But don't worry, I also resent the fact that I never heard of that word until now.
Wait, is it ok to resent my own post?

 

[Revoltingest]

Your self-offense is a sin!

 

[Simurgh]

I resent your use of aposiopesis. But don't worry, I also resent the fact that I never heard of that word until now.
Wait, is it ok to resent my own post?

sure you can resent yourself, if it helps I will resent you too.

 

[Revoltingest]

Resent? I was never even sent!