Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Simurgh]

the truth is, we cannot send you anywhere due to the scent that permeates your kilt, infuses your surroundings, and yes, makes the mailman cry. it's the fumes you give off, not the offensive invectives with which you assail the unsuspecting public.

 

[Wu Wei]

Much like your litter box..... try cleaning for a change.... oh wait.....your a cat.....you are incapable of such things.......no thumbs and you simply do not have the brain capacity

 

[Revoltingest]

You only wish you had a litter box!

 

[Wu Wei]

No, I actually don't....that would mean I had one of those disgusting little self important fur balls with delusions of grandeur living in my house....the only thing that I can think of that would be worse is having you as a next door neighbor....Thou odiferous fool-born haggard!

 

[Sumit]

So what do you want?? A fairy as your neighbor, pls don't ignore him, you have no idea about his multidimensional personality.

 

[Revoltingest]

You call'n me a "fairy"?
I'll drink yer blood! I'll eat yer liver! I'll muss up yer hair!
Ya sammich serve'n swan swaddler!

 

[Sumit]

Jokes apart, please do your job honestly. Just go and meet kids in there dream and give them chocolates and cakes. Wu Wei is still waiting for his chocolate.

 

[Wu Wei]

Get out of the way foul defacer of God's handiwork.

You call'n me a "fairy"?
I'll drink yer blood! I'll eat yer liver! I'll muss up yer hair!
Ya sammich serve'n swan swaddler!

you need to get the to an anger management class Thou errant rough-hewn malcontent! Thou poisonous bunch-back'd toad! You are as rheumatic as two dry toasts. Thou art a very ragged Wart.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's so offensive that I can't tell which of us you're addressing!
You confused & naughty little monkey!

 

[Wu Wei]

Idol of idiot-worshippers!

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya think I'm a worshiped idol?
Oh, yer daft, ya blathering bonkers baboon!

 

[Sumit]

What's "bonker"?? You should have added an easy translation for convenience of readers. Your such acts are highly offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

get out of the way Thou fawning beef-witted whey-face!

Ya think I'm a worshiped idol?
Oh, yer daft, ya blathering bonkers baboon!

You really need to think about my previous post before you respond empty-headed, lowbrow, uncultured, unrefined, unschooled, benighted fop....but then that may be beyond your capacities

 

[Sumit]

get out of the way Thou fawning beef-witted whey-face!

That looks weird, Imagining oneself while writing post is big offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

I thought about it....& I found it a mewling piece'o pirate droppings!

Hey! That was for Wu Wei, but ya got in da way!

 

[Sumit]

We understand, Willy seems old enough to act fast.

 

[Simurgh]

that opposable thumbed monkey finally managed the ardous task of cleaning my litterbox, took the twit long enough. I think it must be his limited brain capacity. the bugger cannot multi-task. muttering invectives and scooping is beyond him.

Anyhow, it's time to visit the neighbors. I'll drop of the hickory smoked bacon and the new shovel for the fairy and make sure to bring monkey a new box of diapers. the little dude has yet to learn how to use a litter box. too much wuwuing going on in his little head...north and south, i think.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ooooo....bacon & a shovel....offense melts away.....

 

[Wu Wei]

that opposable thumbed monkey finally managed the ardous task of cleaning my litterbox, took the twit long enough. I think it must be his limited brain capacity. the bugger cannot multi-task. muttering invectives and scooping is beyond him.

Anyhow, it's time to visit the neighbors. I'll drop of the hickory smoked bacon and the new shovel for the fairy and make sure to bring monkey a new box of diapers. the little dude has yet to learn how to use a litter box. too much wuwuing going on in his little head...north and south, i think.

I realize that your deceit and delusions are only attempts to make up for the low limb of the evolutionary tree from which you and your kind come, but I would never clean your filthy litter box nor would I debase myself by doing anything for a mangy fur ball such as a cat.

Your fabrication is disgraceful and your delusions are getting boorish

Now make yourself useful for a change and go catch a mouse...I believe there is one in the middle of the interstate highway for you to catch

 

[Wu Wei]

Ooooo....bacon & a shovel....offense melts away.....

Here let me help....bacon is a foul vile abomination that is best dealt with by digging a hole with a shovel so it can be buried....and then...the shovel should be burned since it may have touched the offensive meat known as bacon

You culinary ne'er do well