She's irritating?
You're the one continually humming those Justin Bieber tunes!
You're the one continually humming those Justin Bieber tunes!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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Greasy footprints all over my house? I don't think so so stay away. OK?
HiddenHijabi
Active Member
I'm offended you even mentioned bacon!
I'm offended you didn't offer us all some bacon!
HiddenHijabi
Active Member
Bacon is haraam!
Bacon is yummmmmm!
Besides, it can also be made from tofu, lamb, turkey, beef & duck.
Besides, it can also be made from tofu, lamb, turkey, beef & duck.
HiddenHijabi
Active Member
Bacon is overrated anyway. I prefer fish.
Overrated? Hah!
But if fish you like, anchovy (bacon of the sea) is the way to go!
Bacon is also known as the "landchovy".
But if fish you like, anchovy (bacon of the sea) is the way to go!
Bacon is also known as the "landchovy".
HiddenHijabi
Active Member
I'm offended you're polluting my ears with talk of haraam things.
I pity your inability to enjoy the greatest foods in existence!
Is pity close enuf to offense?
Is pity close enuf to offense?
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
if that pity is laced with a spot of disgust and/or contempt, it could be.
and isn't it also haram to converse with males other than your closest relatives?
HiddenHijabi
Active Member
I'm offended you take the command of God as being a burden. Bacon is overrated anyway and bad for you, so I'm glad not to eat it.
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
that's a non sequitur right there. i never said its your burden, i said you ought not be doing it according to the big rule book.
bacon is not over-rated its one of the basic food groups, just like coffee, chocolate, sushi and pineapple.
HiddenHijabi
Active Member
THat post was for Revoltingest....
I'm offended you mention several of my favourite things when I'm hungry...I LOVE pineapple.
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
how confused are you? i am offended that you don't even realize that you were wrong on so many levels.
and don't you dare touch my pineapple or hairballs on your abaya will be the least of your problems.
HiddenHijabi
Active Member
I'm offended you don't realize that pineapple is for all! Although pineapple juice is a nightmare to get out of abayas...
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
HiddenHijabi
Active Member
I spilt it down my front when I was pouring it...