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[Simurgh]

of course i ignore you! it's not like you do anything special for me either.
I mean, i sent you that link to downloadable bacon and what do i get in return?

....still waiting for FedEx to deliver those chocolates, aren't I?

 

[Revoltingest]

FedEx says you got them!
And I see chocolate smeared around your mouth!

And now, chocolate on your breath!
It does beat Little Friskies breath though.

 

[Simurgh]

oh those were yours? i though wuwu finally caved in and made amends.
well thank you then

and chocolate breath beats anything that emanates from your kilt any time of the day

 

[Revoltingest]

You leave me kilt out of it!
If you insult it anymore, I'll stop wearing it around ya!

 

[Simurgh]

oh no, i won't say another thing about that smelly rag. the idea that you will take it off leaves me with a craving for eye bleach and some strong drink.

i am going to have a hairball right now...

 

[Revoltingest]

If you have a hairball, then you should bring enuf for everyone!

 

[Simurgh]

shipping them off as we speak...

expect yours with overnight shipping

 

[Revoltingest]

Overnite shipping is a waste of money!
I can afford to wait a few days for my new hairball.

 

[Sumit]

You should also buy a necklace for yourself.

 

[Revoltingest]

A necklace made of hairballs?
I like it! But its offensive.

 

[Simurgh]

i asked one of my many minions to deposit a few hairballs on your doorstep last night--FedEx was not cooperating, something about disgusting merchandise or some such thing.

they are not be the high quality hairballs i leave behind, still, in the spirit of expedience i thought it should be good enough.

if you add a few beads they will make a nice necklace.

...oops, i am so offended, they got the wrong house. let's try it again.

 

[Revoltingest]

My hairball needs are unmet!

 

[Simurgh]

stop whining old man. put some starch in that kilt and get yourself together. my minions will redeliver. i even told them to add a bit of catnip as a decorative touch.

...men are just so offensively incompetent, can't get their own hairballs ...oooohh...bald????

 

[Revoltingest]

Catnip? Oh, great....now my cats will be DUI!
(Drooling under the influence)

 

[Simurgh]

Catnip? Oh, great....now my cats will be DUI!
(Drooling under the influence)

your point? are you implying that there is something wrong with partaking in a bit of catnip for medicinal purposes? and believe me, dealing with some skirt wearing males entitles everyone to medication.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended no one noticed I shaved off my mustache

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, I noticed....I noticed when it arrived at my house by FedEx in the form of a hairball!

 

[Simurgh]

I'm offended no one noticed I shaved off my mustache

oh, that's what that was? i thought that there was some lint stuck to your face. sorry.

 

[Wu Wei]

Over 30 years I cared for and nurtured that mustache and THIS is the thanks I get….you are all so unappreciative, rude, and offensive....

 

[Revoltingest]

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