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Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Who are you to call anyone else "slovenly"!?
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Hey, turn around & do my back now!
 
Simurgh

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
Wu Wei said:
name calling and slovenly are rather offensive
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slovenly what? you should stop talking about yourself all the time. it's offensive that you think that you and/or your opinions are of any importance. beside your proclivity to function as the resident navel gazer there is nothing else remarkable about you. monkeys of your ilk are a dime a dozen. I, though, am special and wonderful as my minions will attest to.

time for catnip chocolate.
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Catnip chocolate? Chocolate is a deadly poison to cats!
This means that you're suicidal....don't do it!
There's so much to live for!
There are your friends, Wu Wei, meself, &.....uh.....never mind.
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Revoltingest said:
Catnip chocolate? Chocolate is a deadly poison to cats!
This means that you're suicidal....don't do it!
There's so much to live for!
There are your friends, Wu Wei, meself, &.....uh.....never mind.
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I'm sorry but that was not at all offensive and it even made me laugh
 
Sumit

Sumit

Sanatana Dharma
I know your teeth are missing so you can't but pls don't be offended if someone laughs. :biglaugh:
 
Simurgh

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
Revoltingest said:
Catnip chocolate? Chocolate is a deadly poison to cats!
This means that you're suicidal....don't do it!
There's so much to live for!
There are your friends, Wu Wei, meself, &.....uh.....never mind.
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yeah, never mind is alright. but i still adore you and your scruffy ways, who else could i unload all that bacon grease on anyhow.

but sweetness, chocolate is not harmful to a goddess. i am a triple goddess after all, three trimes removed from any mortal harm that could befall me.

now wuwu is a different story, he tries to be mean to me, but it's not working. he is just jealous of my august presence and my ability to toss hairballs at a moment's notice.
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
No, I am a symbol signifying yin, yang and the bagua....and I doubt that a cat could understand that...but that's ok...I forgive you

Now I must go...more important things to do...no time to play with you now
 
4consideration

4consideration

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Premium Member
Hey! You haven't talked to me since last year, and this is what I get?

Fine! I'll make your sammich.

I have some leftovers from traveling by car over the holidays. Would you like your Sammich of Heavily Traveled Snack Scraps on toast or regular bread? I know you prefer whole wheat (but whole grain is better, just sayin'.)
 
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Simurgh

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
and what about my catnip tea? who's making me one, oh a bit of chocolate cake would be nice with it too.

BUT NOOOOOOOO!! i am being ignored again by the bacon inhaler and the hussy that caters to his wants.


Bacon goes well with rye...just saying
 
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