Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

Sad tunes on tiny violins are a little offensive!

 

[Simurgh]

Over 30 years I cared for and nurtured that mustache and THIS is the thanks I get….you are all so unappreciative, rude, and offensive....

how about you try another 30 years and see if you get anywhere with it now?
...just saying there are some hair growing snake oils out there that might work in this case...

 

[Leftimies]

Your failure to worship my name while I was gone has not gone past unnoticed. I do feel insulted.

I am tired. Entertain me.

 

[Simurgh]

Your failure to worship my name while I was gone has not gone past unnoticed. I do feel insulted.

I am tired. Entertain me.

you were gone...eh, who are you again?

 

[Leftimies]

you were gone...eh, who are you again?

Awwwww, poor little kitten has dementia?
And she was so young too. I am offended by this, the cruelty of life.

 

[Smart_Guy]

You guys get offended easily. Grow a back bone well ya?

Seriously, you offend me!

 

[Revoltingest]

Offended easily!?
I'm the epitome of calm!!!!
I don't take offense!!!!!!
I'll crush ya...ya wimpie wittle weasel washer!

 

[Smart_Guy]

What?

You just called me... you just called me...

You just called me "ya" :149:

How could ya? I was sarchasming ya know!!! (whatever that means)

You offend me.

 

[4consideration]

Sarchasming is one of the most offensive words I have ever heard in my life. It's like to are being sarcastic about sarcasm. Have you no respect?

I am currently caught up in a whirlwind of offense that is spinning rapidly out of control. How could you?

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, stop yer nag'n & make me a sammich, woman!

Geeze, I'm get'n repetitive.....so this time, make it a sammich with hummus & olives.
Use yer imagination.

 

[4consideration]

NO! You didn't say "please". It's your turn to do it, anyway.

While you're at it, I'd like some hot spearmint tea. I know you don't like mint, so you probably don't have that in the kitchen. Just run to the store for it, please. (See, I said "please".) I know it's all cold and snowy outside -- and the road conditions are terrible for driving. That's why I asked you to "run" to the store. Walking would be a bad idea. You don't want to stay out long in that weather. See? I care.

 

[Revoltingest]

Achgh! I ain't no sissy!
It's 7F outside, & I'll be out walk'n around most'o the day!
It's safe & comfy if ya just remember to wear yer winter drawers & clod hoppers.
Besides, I donna sweat so much in these temps, so I can go all winter without bath'n.

Hey! Look't that! Me kilt can stand up all by itself!

 

[Wu Wei]

You're despicable.....and offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

And yer a cute little feller, the way you scamper about collecting coins in yer little cup while 4con cranks the organ.
You....hey! Must ya always fling her scat at the nice people!

 

[4consideration]

How dare you?!!!

 

[Wu Wei]

And yer a cute little feller, the way you scamper about collecting coins in yer little cup while 4con cranks the organ.
You....hey! Must ya always fling her scat at the nice people!

This line of offense is getting old...so old it is predictable and not at all offensive.... you need new material because your old material is boring..

Of course...if you do it long enough....its complete lack of imagination and utter sameness I suppose could become offensive.....eventually.....after much yawning and disinterest

How dare you?!!!

How dare he......that has to be one of the most idiotic questions I have heard in a long time......consider who you are making this statement too....how dare he....how dare he not..... he is unimaginative and rather dull....dull as in boring and dull as in dull witted

 

[4consideration]

How dare he......that has to be one of the most idiotic questions I have heard in a long time......consider who you are making this statement too....how dare he....how dare he not..... he is unimaginative and rather dull....dull as in boring and dull as in dull witted

Oh really?

Well he accused me of cranking the organ for you! You should be offended too! You should defend yourself and tell him you're perfectly capable of cranking your own organ.

 

[Wu Wei]

Its an old old tired line that shows his lack of imagination and the fact that you do not see that is offensive and I will also kindly ask you to leave my organ out of this.....I have no desire to play into your fantasies

 

[Smart_Guy]

You people are getting offended by each other with very simple words that only bald children with a slight cold get offended with.

Shame on you.

You give humanity a bad reputation.

You offend me.

 

[4consideration]

We are no reflection on humanity!