Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

That looks weird, Imagining oneself while writing post is big offensive.

Were I like thee I'd throw away myself.

 

[Simurgh]

I realize that your deceit and delusions are only attempts to make up for the low limb of the evolutionary tree from which you and your kind come, but I would never clean your filthy litter box nor would I debase myself by doing anything for a mangy fur ball such as a cat.

Your fabrication is disgraceful and your delusions are getting boorish

Now make yourself useful for a change and go catch a mouse...I believe there is one in the middle of the interstate highway for you to catch

ohhh, munchkin did not have his bowl of camomile tea yet, he is a mite aggravated, it seems. and that mouse you refer to is actually just another monkey hitch-hiking. i guess your clan is not on the bright side, hm?

and you are right, you cleaning out the litter box will not happen again, you are not astute enough to figure out how to do it right. THERE IS NO EATING INVOLVED!!!!

 

[Sumit]

Edit- Don't be soo fast as cat.

Were I like thee I'd throw away myself.

can you do it yourself or need a helping hand of rev?

 

[Wu Wei]

ohhh, munchkin did not have his bowl of camomile tea yet, he is a might aggravated, it seems. and that mouse you refer to is actually just another monkey hitch-hiking. i guess your clan is not on the bright side, hm?

and you are right, you cleaning out the litter box will not happen again, you are not astute enough to figure out how to do it right. THERE IS NO EATING INVOLVED!!!!

integrity thy name is not cat...filthy feline I take pity on you and try and show you the error of your ways and you continue with your debase comments and vile fabrications.

Edit- Don't be soo fast as cat.

can you do it yourself or need a helping hand of rev?

I am not you therefore there is no need...obviously you suffer from identity issues

 

[Simurgh]

integrity thy name is not cat...filthy feline I take pity on you and try and show you the error of your ways and you continue with your debase comments and vile fabrications.

ohh, baby wants chocolate to go with that attitude? i know it's hard to accept your inadequate self. i just hate to see you suffer from all those self-doubts and the jealousy must be doing a number on you too. But chin up, dangle from the tree--or the chandelier if that works better for you--and rest safe in the knowledge that there are zoos that are willing to house you in your old age.

 

[Wu Wei]

ohh, baby wants chocolate to go with that attitude? i know it's hard to accept your inadequate self. i just hate to see you suffer from all those self-doubts and the jealousy must be doing a number on you too. But chin up, dangle from the tree--or the chandelier if that works better for you--and rest safe in the knowledge that there are zoos that are willing to house you in your old age.

You are no longer worthy of originality therefore the only response fitting you and your station is


filthy feline I take pity on you and try and show you the error of your ways and you continue with your debase comments and vile fabrications

 

[Simurgh]

You are no longer worthy of originality therefore the only response fitting you and your station is


filthy feline I take pity on you and try and show you the error of your ways and you continue with your debase comments and vile fabrications

oops, that will take a lot of chocolate. never mind, i'll eat it and you can stew in your own, offensive, misery inducing self-indulgent hubris.

 

[Wu Wei]

oops, that will take a lot of chocolate. never mind, i'll eat it and you can stew in your own, offensive, misery inducing self-indulgent hubris.

maybe you need to hear it from one of your own

now

filthy feline I tore of you and you continued use of debase comments and vile fabrications...

Now where did I leave my cudgel....its fustigating time

 

[Simurgh]

yeah, lots and lots of chocolate..or maybe you need something a bit more fortifying!?

i am sure revoltmeso will let you have some Scotch and bacon if you ask nicley. you know how to do that, don't you, sweetness?

 

[Revoltingest]

yeah, lots and lots of chocolate..or maybe you need something a bit more fortifying!?

i am sure revoltmeso will let you have some Scotch and bacon if you ask nicley. you know how to do that, don't you, sweetness?

Aye, he needs a good ole Canadian Bacon!
(1/3 maple syrup, 2/3 cheap Canuckistanian whisky, crumbled bacon)

 

[Simurgh]

Aye, he needs a good ole Canadian Bacon!
(1/3 maple syrup, 2/3 cheap Canuckistanian whisky, crumbled bacon)

i defer to your wisdom, monkeyboy needs some help and fast. he is getting all metapsychotic on me and that is not something i want to occupy myself with. after all, i have a belly rub scheduled, then there is my nap, and i cannot ignore the catnip social i am having later today...you see it's a busy day.

 

[Wu Wei]

Aye, he needs a good ole Canadian Bacon!
(1/3 maple syrup, 2/3 cheap Canuckistanian whisky, crumbled bacon)

I shall not eat your amoral concoction of vile filth

i defer to your wisdom, monkeyboy needs some help and fast. he is getting all metapsychotic on me and that is not something i want to occupy myself with. after all, i have a belly rub scheduled, then there is my nap, and i cannot ignore the catnip social i am having later today...you see it's a busy day.

Sorry but I no longer have time to talk with those so far down the evolutionary ladder that one needs a telescope to see them.

I am going to meditate

Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum

 

[Revoltingest]

What a pretentious pseudo-intellectual!
You almost get away with the pretense of sophistication....til you start flinging yer poop at us!
Then yer just like the ordinary RF human.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your just upset I don't like bacon.....you bacon grease swilling cacophony of appalling bodily sounds...at least say excuse me you vulgar deviant

 

[Revoltingest]

The word is "you're", not "your", ya grammar challenged scampering little poop pelter!

 

[Simurgh]

I shall not eat your amoral concoction of vile filth



Sorry but I no longer have time to talk with those so far down the evolutionary ladder that one needs a telescope to see them.

I am going to meditate

Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum

all that spiritual drivel makes you a bit cranky, isn't that the opposite of what it ought to accomplish? i'm sure you just need a bit of fortification along the lines that revoltmenot offered.

and if you can only see what's in front of your nose with a telescope, you might want to get your eyes checked--you may be legally blind.

 

[Wu Wei]

The word is "you're", not "your", ya grammar challenged scampering little poop pelter!

Iz sorry yooz monosyllabic Neanderthal

 

[Wu Wei]

all that spiritual drivel makes you a bit cranky, isn't that the opposite of what it ought to accomplish? i'm sure you just need a bit of fortification along the lines that revoltmenot offered.

and if you can only see what's in front of your nose with a telescope, you might want to get your eyes checked--you may be legally blind.

I'm sorry but all I hear is meow purr meow.....you see I can't speak to the lower mammals...your not smart enough to have a language

 

[Simurgh]

but you apparently understand enough to reply. does that make you a lower life form? or is it more a matter of your ego crying out for validation?

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Not this again...you're so persistent and irritating!