Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended you're not a mod!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended you exist

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you're here!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you don't look like your avatar!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you do!

 

[Smart_Guy]

You offend me and I don't like you

You offend me but I do like you!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your lust for her offends me!
(Tis not cuz I'm jealous though.)

 

[Smart_Guy]

You offend me.

And I like you too.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Be nice to the sweet, innocent hijabi.

 

[Simurgh]

i'm offended you play that "innocent little me" game

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you missed the halo above my head...

 

[Simurgh]

it is offensive that you think i would mistake that smudge of yellow for a halo--it's just a dirty lens. or you photo-shopped it. either way, it's offensive to think that you stoop that low to gain sympathy.

go, have some bacon with revoltmeso.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that....hey.....bacon!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you mention bacon....it's forbidden!

 

[4consideration]

No it's not! There's a profanity filter on this site for forbidden words.

 

[Revoltingest]

"4con.....".....er....you are forbidden!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you're insensitive to my religious dietary rules!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that things are hidden in your higabi thingie!
What are they? Is there any bacon in there?

 

[4consideration]

How dare you inquire about the inside of her garment? Leave her alone -- ya lecherous horkler?

(edit: I thought I made up "horkler". It's actually a word. Go figure.)
(edit #2: I didn't mean it that way.)

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you are arguing with Revvie...