Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Ok!!!!

 

[4consideration]

You know...I don't really hear sincerity in your tone. Say it again, and say it like you mean it.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Don't be so harsh on him!

 

[Revoltingest]

Sincerity...when ya kin fake that, ya got it made!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Sincerity...when ya kin fake that, ya got it made!

While I sincerely believe that you sincerely believe that statement....I sincerely don't like your cynicism. :no:

 

[Revoltingest]

And ya kin put yer beester inna sling, ya crumpet crunch'n cracker cooker!

 

[Simurgh]

You're the wrong madhab...

no i'm not. i am offended by that assertion.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended by your lack of capitalization for "I'm" and "I"

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey! Leave the little kitty alone! She does pretty well for someone who can't even touch type.
(Those little claw thingies are so close together & lacking in that kind of dexterity.)

 

[Smart_Guy]

Will you guys sleep at night? You post in millions and I lose track.

Hold on a sec, it was night over here only!!

Either way, I'm offended. Even though I love ya all.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you are completely unaware of time zones.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I too am offended I'm completely unaware of time zones.

 

[Thief]

oh my god!......this thread is still running!

And the level of offense is sooooooooooooo shallow!

Come on people....let's crank it up a notch or two.
It's 7am and the day is long ahead!

 

[4consideration]

OK, then. I am offended -- deeply offended -- by your desire to promote offensive behavior.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by your lack of desire to promote sammiches!
It's Thursday! Where's me Thursday sammich!?

 

[4consideration]

Here's a McRib! Especially for you. All for you. Whenever I think of or hear of a McRib, I'll think of you.

Please be careful. Don't McFall on the way to your McSammich!

(p.s. Some men will do anything to get out of unloading the dishwasher.)

 

[Revoltingest]

i know how to get out of unloading a dishwasher without cracking me ribs!
Every time you pick something up, ask where it goes.
Wimin gets tired of that, & just do it themselves out'a frustration.
Works like a charm!

 

[Wu Wei]

Hey! Leave the little kitty alone! She does pretty well for someone who can't even touch type.
(Those little claw thingies are so close together & lacking in that kind of dexterity.)

Your overt like for the kitty and jumping to its defense is offensive

i know how to get out of unloading a dishwasher without cracking me ribs!
Every time you pick something up, ask where it goes.
Wimin gets tired of that, & just do it themselves out'a frustration.
Works like a charm!

Your slothfulness is offensive....although I am going to write that one down for future reference

 

[4consideration]

Your slothfulness is offensive....although I am going to write that one down for future reference

I'm on to you now!

You pretend offense, when you're really just here getting ideas and taking notes.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Not this again...all the arguing offends me!