Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

I reject you all!!!!!!!!
Thief is ninja....ninja vanish!

Hey thief is back....welcome back thief....you're offensive

Tell me something I don't already know.
.

I'm not sure he has the time to read the encyclopedia Britannica to you but maybe he has the time...

No. I think you're a fuming whirlwind of limerick producing, gas emitting, bacon grease sweating, knuckle-dragging, tool fetishing, rib smacking, feelings discussing, sentimental, marshmallow sweetness! That ought to do it.

Well since you are talking Revoltingest...I see nothing offensive there

 

[Revoltingest]

Nothing offensive about me?
Yer come'n on to me agin, ya randy little tail twirler!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh no, perish the thought you delusional twit, you are highly offensive, repulsive, repugnant and disgusting. I just saw nothing offense in what 4consideration said in reference to you

 

[Revoltingest]

And after ya posted that, ya scampered 'neath me kilt for a look see!
That offends me, as does yer denial of it!

 

[Wu Wei]

Of course I deny it since it is a complete and utter fabrication you deceitful degenerate

please keep me out of your sick fantasies...they, like you, are offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Of course I deny it since it is a complete and utter fabrication you deceitful degenerate
please keep me out of your sick fantasies...they, like you, are offensive

By the way, did ya like what ya saw, ya little prancing peeker!?

 

[Wu Wei]

Since it didn't happen you delusional drunkard then I saw nothing and I refuse to go to fantasy island with you...you offensively depraved fantasizer

 

[Revoltingest]

So now ya go on about fantasies!
Well, you'll be disappointed to learn that ya don't figger in me dreams, ya prehensile tailed banana thief!

 

[Wu Wei]

Now there is a load off my mind.... I thought we were going to end up with me having to tell you AGAIN that I don't swing that way you foul smelling cur

 

[4consideration]

Methinks the gentlemen doth protest too much!

 

[Wu Wei]

Methinks you are offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't you talk about a genteel lady with such disrespect!
Or 4con either. (She's a mod. She can spank you!)

 

[4consideration]

Or 4con either. (She's a mod. She can spank you!)

Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.

 

[Revoltingest]

"Gentleman"!
Watch that wagging tongue, ya foul mouthed incontinent roast baster!

 

[Wu Wei]

nah...it would be to easy.......pass

 

[Revoltingest]

Dang, yer a lazy little monkey!

 

[Leftimies]

Monkeys informed me that they are deeply offended by your usage of "Monkey", the essence of their being, as a vessel of mockery.

I sympathise with them. I too, feel offended, as a Great Ape.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer not so great an ape!
(I can see the zipper in yer ape suit.)

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended given you're not even Scottish!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm part Scot!
The rest is mongrel.