Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Apostate! Reprobate! Anti-curedo-meatite!
Bacon is heaven!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'll stick to some nice yummy cheese.

 

[Revoltingest]

I knew it!
Yer a cheese head!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I knew it!
Yer a cheese head!

Cheese is amazing and I'm offended you think otherwise.

And I'm off to bed...

 

[Revoltingest]

Your bed looks like this!

 

[Wu Wei]

The only thing more offensive than cheese is...bacon

 

[Revoltingest]

I know for a fact that you stole 4con's bacon cheeseburger right out of her hand yesterday!

 

[Wu Wei]

not surprising you know nothing...but you are a fabulist extraordinaire

 

[Revoltingest]

You call'n me "fabulous" now?
Oh, you wicked little monkey!

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm offended.

I'm the only monkey here!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your belief in your singular monkeyhood offends me!

 

[Simurgh]

i am offended that everything turns to monkey business just because I am not there to keep you lesser life forms in check.

now i need another long nap. being offended takes it out of me.

 

[Wu Wei]

Lets just cut to the chase....

You all offend me

 

[Simurgh]

Thank you, i feel better now as my days amusement bears fruit. anyhow, you sorta look cute being all pouty with those few hairs sticking out all over the place.

....damn, revoltmenot, not that kilt thing again... go, get some bacon and calm down

 

[Smart_Guy]

All of you are losers... Including me!

This offends me.

 

[Revoltingest]

You don't have enuf posts yet to be a real loser!
You might even have a life....which is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

All of you are losers... Including me!

This offends me.

Offensive Young upstart

You don't have enuf posts yet to be a real loser!
You might even have a life....which is offensive!

You are right, but offensive for pointing it out

 

[Revoltingest]

Naughty little monkeys are so easily offended by so many things!

 

[Wu Wei]

Naughty little monkeys are so easily offended by so many things!

Nope just by plebian malodorous Scotsman with horrendous halitosis...such as yourself... your existence grievously offends me

 

[Revoltingest]

So, the mischievous & curious little monkey has been sneak'n sniffs of me breath, eh?
Well, just count yer lucky stars ya didn't lower yer gaze, ya offensive little cheeseburger thief!