Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Smart_Guy]

I'm not young and I'm a real loser.

Saying otherwise to me is an insult!

Hey, now that's new, I'm insulted instead of offended

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm greatly offended that you're smart!
That's an unfair advantage over the rest of us, ya pointy headed Poindexter!

 

[Smart_Guy]

I dunno what that means, but it sounds offensive.

You offend me.

And I feel insulted.

And humiliated.

And offended.

 

[4consideration]

You didn't leave anything for me to say about you. Don't be so selfish!

 

[Revoltingest]

He is selfish?
Yer the one not offer'n sammiches this morning!

 

[4consideration]

I just had mine. My husband made it for me. It was wonderful.

Did you know that real men are great sammich makers?

I thought about offering you one, but I didn't want to offend you by implying that you weren't a real man and couldn't make your own gosh darn sammich!

 

[Revoltingest]

Having a sammich is more important than me manhood....what's left of it.
Now, git me that sammich, woman!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Did shomeone shay shellfish?

I'm offended.

 

[4consideration]

Having a sammich is more important than me manhood....what's left of it.
Now, git me that sammich, woman!

OK. Here you go.

Spoiler: This sammich pic is offensive. Don't click here.

 

[4consideration]

Did shomeone shay shellfish?

I'm offended.

Shellfish are not offensive! They are delicious. Stop spreading rumors!

 

[Smart_Guy]

The fact it's mentioned and I can't get a hold of it offends me.

I want sellfish... shellfis... selfish....... owwww... shellfish. Finery got it....

OMG!

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you have not brought me some of that delicious shellfish.

I like it boiled with spicy seasoning -- or certain other kinds don't need to be spicy, if there is plenty of melted butter, for dipping.

I'm waiting.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Here ya go Ma'am:

And I'm offended that you want to have all for your self. Leave some for me some... errm, pretty please? The left overs maybe?

 

[4consideration]

I would happily share that delicious treat with you.

Now...I'm just offended that is only a picture...and that I can't eat it right now.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Hmm, I'm offended for the same reason, mind you.

It's Revolt's fault. I bet he's laughing at us now

 

[4consideration]

I bet he did some super-cyber sleuthing, found out the exact location of that dish -- and is on his way to devour it right now, as we speak.

Oh, yeah, and I'm offended that he didn't take us with him!

 

[Revoltingest]

OK. Here you go.

Spoiler: This sammich pic is offensive. Don't click here.

Arcgh! Yer a lousy cook! Ya kin doo better!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you don't give credit for effort!

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't see you make'n me any sammiches!
A lamb gyro would be OK.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm out of bread!