I am not chipper! I'm try'n not to laugh cuz it hurts too much.
So your humor & good cheer are offensive....& painful!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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So your humor & good cheer are offensive....& painful!
OK, then. Don't worry, I know what to do.
It will take a little while, but I'm sure I can come up with some personal sharing stories that I have told my husband -- the stuff that got nothing more than a small sigh and a blank stare off into space. Apparently, a sideways glance to see if it should be a positive or negative response and "ah huh" is all the response needed.
Don't worry -- you'll get a chance to be offended when I laugh at my own jokes.
Call it a hunch
Actually, I was referring to Revolt
Looks like both a ya's are in similar time zone.
And I'm not.
This offends me :areyoucra
Yer lucky you delivered on that frubie promise....I was start'n to get offended wait'n fer it!
Hey! That smart alecy Arab fella got in the way!
Dang, he's always so offensive!
Hey! That smart alecy Arab fella got in the way!
Dang, he's always so offensive!
Don't try and distract me from being offended by your impatience by blaming it on Smarty Pants.
Arcghchh! Yer naturally distracted!
All wimins iz when they see shiny things, fancy shoes, or babies!
All wimins iz when they see shiny things, fancy shoes, or babies!
Dontcha dis whisky!
It's the most important food group, ya tiny teatotall'n tail wag'n imp!
It's the most important food group, ya tiny teatotall'n tail wag'n imp!
Are you calling me a baby?
Huh?
C'mon you can do better than that.
Call me a toddler or something!
You offend me with your weak offense.
A baby? No!
I calls ya a blouse wear'n tea sip'n toe tapper!
I calls ya a blouse wear'n tea sip'n toe tapper!
He looks great in a blouse and he has great rhythm with his toe tappin'!
You couldn't do the same within spillin' your tea all over your Hawaiian blouse. Yes, it IS a blouse.
You couldn't do the same within spillin' your tea all over your Hawaiian blouse. Yes, it IS a blouse.
I don't drink tea!
I brew me own beer from discarded haggis.....which is the only kind of haggis.
That sounds very delicious. Why don't ya sashay over here and bring me a mug of it -- on second thought, put a little wiggle in it.
Down in the Treme y'all will "sashay", but up here we don't do that!
We amble, mosey, saunter & meander....but we doesn't sashay!
We amble, mosey, saunter & meander....but we doesn't sashay!
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Treme Theme Song/Intro Song - YouTube
Treme Theme Song/Intro Song - YouTube
Why won't you sashay for me? :sad4:
I don't ask for much! Just a little sashay now and again. I didn't ask for no "amble, mosey, saunter or meander"! :sad4:
Willie don't sashay!
It ain't our way!
It ain't our way!
Does that you won't dance with me either? You can wear your skirt.
Willie don't dance!
Look what happens when I tryies tooo....
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The Simpsons - Willie as one man band XD - YouTube
Look what happens when I tryies tooo....
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The Simpsons - Willie as one man band XD - YouTube
Take note, ya wimin who donna bring us sammiches!
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