Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Out of bread! No excuses, woman!
Go out & buy some...& then make me a.....oh....never mind, I'm not that hungry.
Wouldn't want to waste a fresh sammich.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you moan so much!

 

[Revoltingest]

It's me cracked ribs....every time I laugh or move wrong, I yelps like a little girl.
Have some sympathy, girlie!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you call me a girlie!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended you are feeding into his sexism....other than that you are just plain offensive

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you're picking on the sweet, innocent hijabi!

 

[Revoltingest]

Innocent!?
I've heard tales!
.....offensive tales!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

You're still picking on the hijabi.

 

[Revoltingest]

Foolish woman!
I'm following the command of the OP!
Tis offensive that you forget this!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that one who purports himself to be a rebel is in reality a conformist who follows the rules

 

[Revoltingest]

Says a little monkey who cadges customers' coins in a cup while his master cranks his organ!

 

[4consideration]

Says a little monkey who cadges customers' coins in a cup while his master cranks his organ!

You STILL talking about the monkey cranking his organ?

 

[Revoltingest]

He does it out in the open...in public!

 

[4consideration]

How dare you attempt to oppress him and his organ cranking lifestyle?

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you watch him crank his organ!
I notice your mouth is agape & some drool is escaping....here....have a tissue.

 

[4consideration]

How dare you offer me a tissue?

I want a yacht!

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you demand a yacht, when you're the one banning me!?!!!!!!

Hey, yer shoe's untied.

 

[Smart_Guy]

You just woke up?

That's offensive!

It's 4:16pm here.

 

[4consideration]

How dare you demand a yacht, when you're the one banning me!?!!!!!!

That's funny. I mean really. It's a good one. I think I'll frubal you for it.

How Hey, yer shoe's untied.

That one, too. Very Funny.

Except...I just woke up...still yawning and having my first cup of coffee. All that humor made me laugh. I laughed while taking a sip of hot coffee. I burned my tongue a little. That's your fault.

Do you have to be so chipper and funny so early in the morning?

 

[4consideration]

You just woke up?

That's offensive!

It's 4:16pm here.

How did you know that?