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Be Offended By the Post Above You

4consideration

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Premium Member
I kin live with meatball & sausage pizza.
But if I demand a sammich, then I wants a sammich!

I think you missed my point. Read it again. I don't think you'd be OK with it.

Think about her changing the pizza to add meatballs and then a link sausage. Where would she get them?

I am offended that I have to explain this.
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Oh, never mind! I knew you weren't listening anyway. Just agree with me and everyone's happy.

So, are you still going to give Mrs. Rev. an hour long foot massage and paint her toenails today?
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Oh, never mind! I knew you weren't listening anyway. Just agree with me and everyone's happy.
So, are you still going to give Mrs. Rev. an hour long foot massage and paint her toenails today?
Argch! Who told ya!?
I must now & then do sumthin to make me worth keep'n around...I ain't good fer much else!
I rubs her feet....& yoo rubs it in! Oh, so offensive!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Argch! Who told ya!?
I must now & then do sumthin to make me worth keep'n around...I ain't good fer much else!
I rubs her feet....& yoo rubs it in! Oh, so offensive!

Who told me? I put the idea in your head. I'm back to shame you into doing more.

Don't forget about rubbing her back, shoulders, neck and head (remember about the ears, too.) She had a long week -- so no slacking or wandering off in your mind while you're doing it.

I'll be expecting a commission from Mrs. Rev. based upon the fair retail value of the services you perform, and I'll be offended if it's a paltry sum. Make sure you do a good job.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda big deal who cares you're offensive.....and you talk to much
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
That was so lame that it was offensive!
Come on, ya slobbering slacker....step up!
Offend us in style! Yooz some ov yer big werds!

Hey! 4con, get out'a the way!
It's bad enuf that yer ban'n me!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
And per usual 4con does not know when to keep quiet

That was so lame that it was offensive!
Come on, ya slobbering slacker....step up!
Offend us in style! Yooz some ov yer big werds!

Hey! 4con, get out'a the way!
It's bad enuf that yer ban'n me!

Oh goody advice from a fetid, monosyllabic, plebian, groundskeeper who also has a bad case of flatulence
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Of course I am insulting you...it is much easier than trying to find something to compliment you on....
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'm offended that ya look for nuthin to compliment me on!
Hows 'bout me kilt's ability to stand up on its own?
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
you have made being putrid to an art form...
You have brought being contaminated pollutant to the level of a profession...
You are the master of Vacuous comments
You have mastered brain casefication
how are those for compliments
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Yer call'n me a professional artist!?
That's a fancy pants way'o call'n me an effete intellectual!
Them's fight'n werds, ya gauntlet toss'n young upstart!
 
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